Zahara Jolie-Pitt is not pleased.
The adopted daughter of Brangelina just wants an ice cream cone.
Merely a taste. One quick lick.
But Angelina Jolie is having none of it.
She sees what extra calories can do to previously thin, beautiful women. Why do you think Keira Knightley hasn’t eaten dessert in 12 years?
Poor, powerless Brad Pitt, meanwhile, can only stand by and watch his daughter suffer. We thought he was stronger than that. But we may have the actor confused with his character in Fight Club.
In the end, Angelina, an ice cream cone isn’t the end of the world. It’s alcohol that’s the Devil’s beverage of choice. Just ask Lindsay Lohan.