We are. But in this exciting new eBay auction, you can at least pretend they know how to dress themselves. By doing it yourself, that is!
Seriously, you can bid (by follow the link above, for just $8.00) on these terrifying adorable Olsen twins dolls in a convertible, rocking in their very own "apples and oranges" PJs. Great. Sadly, a Max Snow doll is not included...
If you're crafty, you can make them their very hobo lumberjack outfits or bags that might weigh as much as they do. Not the dolls, but the actual twins. Think of all the fun things you can do with these!
Other eBay items we'd love to bid on if it were possible: