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Are you troubled by the odd fashion sense of Mary-Kate Olsen and sister Ashley Olsen? Are you as disturbed as Bob Saget every time you see the Olsen twins, for that matter?

We are. But in this exciting new eBay auction, you can at least pretend they know how to dress themselves. By doing it yourself, that is!

Seriously, you can bid (by follow the link above, for just $8.00) on these terrifying adorable Olsen twins dolls in a convertible, rocking in their very own “apples and oranges” PJs. Great. Sadly, a Max Snow doll is not included…

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: 2016 Costume Institute Gala
(Dimitrios Kambouris)

If you’re crafty, you can make them their very hobo lumberjack outfits or bags that might weigh as much as they do. Not the dolls, but the actual twins. Think of all the fun things you can do with these!

Other eBay items we’d love to bid on if it were possible
:

  • The knives responsible for Ashlee Simpson‘s bad plastic surgery
  • An autographed picture of the entire Brangelina clan
  • Kevin Federline’s debut album (just kidding)
  • A date with Haley Scarnato