Oh, those crazy Olsen Twins.
Tired of having her boyfriends pilfered by the Hilton Sisters, and weary from having shunned food since 1999, Mary-Kate Olsen has become deranged. How else can you explain this look (below, left)? She looks like a drunk, homeless lumberjack in no pants. That’s hard to top.Â
Wow. David Katzenberg would be rolling in his grave if he could see this.
Meanwhile, her sister Ashley Olsen (above, right) looks surprised to see the light of day as she steps out of a car. The glare shouldn’t come as a big shock when you live in Southern California… unless, of course, you happen to be a crazed, baby-eating zombie.
Dressed in black from head-to-toe, Ashley luckily avoided transforming into a bat on Monday by escaping into a safe haven known as Barneys. Phew.