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Ever since the hottest kiss ever, Madonna and Britney Spears have been inexorably linked in the minds of the public.

It’s only fitting, then, that the pop star was caught taking off in her Escalade ESV without buckling her 17-month-old son.

Wait, which star are we talking about? The adopted mother of 17-month-old David Banda or troubled train wreck mom of Sean Preston (also 17 months)?

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Amazingly, it’s the 48-year-old Madonna who jeopardized her adopted son‘s life and provided The Hollywood Gossip amusement in this case.

There was no car seat,” a source says. “She sat in the middle row, and they left with David on her lap.”

Reps for the legendary singer/children’s book author tell Us Weekly that “proper protection and security measures are always taken for Madonna’s children.”

No word on whether Madonna’s rep also said Jason Wahler is a model citizen.

Rumor has it that Jayden James is already freaking that he’s going to get dropped or abandoned at some point soon. We all know that Britney’s lost her mind, so we don’t blame him – but at least a sane Kevin Federline is taking care of the little tyke.

One would think that after raising three kids, finding spiritual enlightenment, and witnessing Britney Spears‘ amazing public crotch shot meltdown, Madonna would have it all figured out.

Apparently not. All we know is that these two need to make out again.