Sometimes, life as The Hollywood Gossip is almost too easy. Celebrity stories converge like Alaina Alexander and the realization that nude pictures make you famous.
Earlier today, we reported that Lindsay Lohan was dating someone. The rehabbed, young actress was mum on the identity of this unlucky fellow, however.
And now, x17online – the celebrity photography company – is reporting that these two events may be linked. In other words: Blunt has experienced the Firecrotch first hand. Or maybe mouth.
Here’s how x17online reported the story:
… when Lindsay Lohan rolled up to [club] Teddy’s Wednesday night she wasn’t riding in her own SUV … she was riding in [a] Camry that belongs to none other than James Blunt! After getting down at Teddy’s, the new couple headed back to Lindsay’s place in James’ car where James stayed until the wee hours of the morning (our photogs left at 5 am yesterday, and he still hadn’t come out!)! Stick that in your Blunt and smoke it!
So there you have it. Proof as clear as Britney Spears‘ new blue eyes that Lohan and Blunt shagged rotten.
We just hope he hasn’t stopped rinsing himself off since.