Many thanks to Us Weekly for this compilation:
“I was 11… just walked up to her and said, ‘Hey, do you want to be my girlfriend?’ And she said yes, and then I didn’t talk to her for the rest of the school year because she was now my girlfriend, which I do continue that same pattern.”
— George Clooney on his first girlfriend
“I’m just stubborn, is basically it.”
— Sienna Miller on why she doesn’t have a stylist

“Wait until you’re 45 like me and you’ll be having a hot flash during a talk show.”
— Rosie O’Donnell on Sienna Miller saying she feels old at 25
“They should name it ‘Ellen Night,’ and I’m not being egotistical, I’m being real.”
— Ellen DeGeneres, on changing the name of the Oscars
“As a teenager I really did not enjoy the way I looked… I was a teenager and I thought I was ugly.”
— Christina Ricci
“I actually feel a bit of compassion for [the contestants]. You’re out there with your dreams, and your dreams are shattered by one comment. That’s tough.”
— Sting, on American Idol
“It’s weird when you watch women’s tennis now with all the grunting and shouting. It’s a bit like phone sex. So you have to be very careful not to get too excited.”
— Robin Williams on phone sex and tennis
“I made myself a check for $10 million four years before I actually got it. I postdated it Thanksgiving 1995, and I got it six months before.”
— Jim Carrey, on always knowing he’d be successful
“He was really sweet. I sort of hobbled around and moved from my crutches to his arms.”
— Michelle Williams, on falling for Heath Ledger after a knee injury
“Every day, I have daydreams: ‘Today I’m going to move to Hawaii, write a book. The next day I’m like, ‘F–k Hollywood. I’m going to be a travel writer.'”
— Drew Barrymore