When Joe Francis and Howard Stern get together, you should probably put the women and children to bed before turning up the radio.
During their most recent conversation, however, it was Tara Reid who probably wishes she weren't listening.
Stern asked Francis about the numerous celebrity babes he's bedded and Reid came in last - and not just in the category of worst boob job, for once. She was also accused of "pretty much" just lying there under the sheets. Ouch.
While the Girls Gone Wild creator didn't elaborate much on what Lindsay Lohan was like in the sack - apprently we can ask Brody Jenner now, though - he was clear on who was the best ... at everything.
It pains us to quote Francis on this, but he said: "[Paris Hilton] is the best ... Paris is amazing in bed ... better than anyone."
That's some high praise. Based on lewd pictures, though, we bet Katie Rees would have something to say about that. And it would be hot.