Tara Conner isn't the only alcoholic on the path to recovery.
This, of course, is coming from the warped mouth of Dina Lohan. So take it for what it is.
Nevertheless, less than a month after entering rehab, Lindsay Lohan is "doing great," her mother told People magazine.
"She's amazing. She's great and she's happy," Dina said Friday at the Child magazine fall 2007 fashion show in New York City. "She's in a really good space right now."
And there's a good chance Brody Jenner is lying there naked next to her.
In December, Lindsay had revealed that she had been attending Alcoholic Anonymous, and later that month told People, "I feel better not drinking. It's more fun."
Eventually, however, it's safe to assume Lohan will need to find a new way to land in the spotlight. Could she follow the path of Kim Kardashian and release a sex tape?
Is there really any doubt?