No ... No .... stop .... please stop .... oh, God, nooo ....
That's the basic message Cirque du Soleil is sending to Katie Rees when it comes (pun ... intended!) to her female orgasm contest. Allow us to explain:
TMZ.com has obtained a cease and desist letter from Cirque du Soleil, sent to "Beacher's Madhouse" host Jeff Beacher at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas.
The letter asks him to halt production on the "orgasmic" part of his variety show, hosted by the former Miss Nevada, because it infringes on Cirque's trademarked name.
Cirque believes that Beacher has been advertising the orgasm contest as a "Cirque du Soleil" event in several online publications.
There's no word on how he's been advertising the girl-on-girl action we're sure Rees also shows off for the audience.
Although that probably speaks for itself.
Beacher insists that the name was used in blogs by mistake and that it was never part of his show. He also laments the fact that another scorned beauty queen, Tara Conner, never joins Rees on stage. Okay, that's not true.
TMZ spoke to Beacher, who said:
"I have no intention, and have never even thought about calling my orgasm contest the Cirque du Soleil Contest. I'm calling it exactly what it is; an Orgasm Contest."
That pretty much sums it up. We're just wondering when Kim Kardashian will be brought in as a judge.