Sorry, Kevin Federline.
Good effort, though. At least you tried.
Alas, TMZ confirms today that Britney Spears left rehab. Again.
The singer checked into Promises treatment center yesterday, but the gal with the shaved head appearently just couldn’t deal with it and bolted.
It’s the same story as last week, when Britney was in and out of a rehab facility in Antigua within 24 hours of checking her drunk, ugly ass in.
EXTRA is reporting that Britney Spears tried to get into a tattoo parlor before going home, but it was closed. Which is too bad. The girl’s shorn white dome could use a nice tattoo. Don’t you agree? Come on. Think Travis Barker style.
But at least Bald Brit she got herself a Red Bull (see below).
Meanwhile, TMZ reports that the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services has received numerous phone calls to their hotline … about Britney Spears!
The DCFS provides a 24-7 phone number that any resident in the Los Angeles area can use to report issues or problems regarding children in trouble.
One would think they’d get a lot of calls about Michael Jackson‘s kids too, but they’d probably have to be human first. Sucks for Prince Michael I & II.