Wouldn’t you be, too, if you had to hang out with the bore that is John Mayer all night?
Seen here on New Year’s Eve, Jessica Simpson appears to be having a good time; one she may or may not have remembered the following morning.
We’re glad Jessica and John had a fun night, but it looks slightly different than the loving evening Simpson’s ex, Nick Lachey, spent with his girlfriend.
He and Vanessa Minnillo were coherent during their public celebration on MTV. Rumors are evenswirling that the former 98 Degrees singer popped an important question to the TRL host that night.
The Hollywood Gossip will keep you updated on that possibility. We’ll also report on any future Jessica Simpson sex tape news, but that talk has died down. Fortunately, though, the following is alive and well:
Keeley Hazell has definitely made a nude home video.