Move over, Ashlee Simpson, someone else in your family needs to not eat in the seat next to you.
Based on the image below, it looks like your sister may be a fan of big sunglasses, but she prefers tiny figures.
Indeed, as Jessica Simpson looks to get her career back on track, she appears to be getting her appetite suppressed. What happened to those curves? Does John Mayer like his women puny and defenseless?
We may never have the answers to these questions, largely because we're afraid of asking Crazy Joe Simpson about anything. The guy is nuts. But we can say this:
Keira Knightley has new competition for the honor of Most Hungry Celebrity.