Did Jennifer Aniston Get Some Fake Breasts?

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After her busty appearance at the People's Choice Awards, a lot of people are asking if Jennifer Aniston's breasts are real, or whether she now has implants. These conspiracy theorists cite, as evidence, the following comparison: 


Apparently, there are a lot of people online who have never seen breasts before (at least without having to hand over your credit card to the bouncer). Please note three things about the supposedly "fake" breasts at right:

  1. Jennifer is wearing a dress that accentuates them, unlike her outfit at left.
  2. Jennifer is bending over slightly, which (believe it or not) can make breasts appear bigger.
  3. In spite of points 1 & 2, they do not look that much larger than the adjacent image, nor do they appear the slightest bit fake.

Come on people. Not only does the photo evidence fall short, but what has Jennifer Aniston ever done to make you think she'd go buy fake breasts? Get serious.

If you want to see someone who's had work done, gaze upon these Ashlee Simpson pictures. And hey, if you want the textbook example of giant boobs that have most likely been surgically enhanced, look no further than Posh Spice, a.k.a. Victoria Beckham. Those things are getting their own ZIP code in L.A., we're told (by liars).

We could also tell you to look at Anna Nicole Smith as an example, but that would be a blatant violation of your civil rights, which protect you from cruel or unusual punishment.


Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston