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In a desperate effort to remain relevant despite no discernible talent and no reason for living, Ashlee Simpson has systematically transformed her worthless self into a skanked-out, plastic version of Ashlee Simpson. Man, she could definitely be the cover girl for January’s Crack Whore Monthly. What a cheap hack. See below.

Ashlee’s tagline for 2006: New chin. New nose. New boobs. No skills.

Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross Are Expecting Their Second Child