Bodog Entertainment, the online betting enterprise that recently brought us odds on which celebrity would be involved in a DUI arrest, has just posted the official odds something even more intriguing:
Who will be the father Britney Spears‘ next child?!
Is your life so utterly devoid of excitement that you’d consider putting money on it? We sure would. Here are the primary contenders, and the opening lines, courtesy of BoDog.com, with the photo below of another one of Britney’s heinous outfits courtesy of X17Online.com.
Perez Hilton (a.k.a. Mario Lavandeira): 100/1
Brandon Davis (a.k.a. Greasy Bear): 12/1
Former President Bill Clinton: 20/1
President George W. Bush: 28/5
Kevin Federline: 13/3
Mel Gibson: 31/1
Justin Timberlake: 11/2
Isaac Cohen: 5/3
Hugh Hefner: 12/1
Larry Rudolph: 11/5
Personally, we like George W. Bush as a dark horse, although he’s going to have his hands full ousting some of the favorites. Kind of surprising that his oversexed predecessor, Bill Clinton, is more of a long shot. We shudder to think how Paris Hilton, Spears’ former BFF, would react if her pal Brandon Davis knocked Brit up.
As far as the favorites go, you can never count out FedEx (those boys can swim!), or TimberlakeEx, now that Cameron Diaz is out of the picture. It’s interesting that Isaac Cohen, Britney’s current boyfriend, is running just about neck-and-neck with her manager, Larry Rudolph, who’s seen with her just about as often.
Both Cohen and Rudolph, who may be the worst manager ever, given Brit’s slide in terms of public opinion, have shown they’re adept at handing the kids she already has, so both would seem likely to impregnate her soon. Well, likely compared to freaking Perez Hilton at least. That mofo likes dudes!