The Hollywood Gossip Asks: Which is More Useless, the Mic in This Picture, or Ashlee Simpson Herself?

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We've seen many Ashlee Simpson pictures in our day. Some of which are kind of attractive, others just plain annoying. They really run the gamut. This one may take the cake, though, in terms of leaving T.H. Gossip utterly perplexed:

P. Wentz and A. Simpson

Sure, it's kind of cute at first glance. The artsy black and white style. The girlish hair, the innocent expression. But it begs a couple of questions:

  • What possible use does she have for the microphone dangling in front of her, as she clearly can't carry a tune to save her life? What an absolute waste (of a good mic and of oxygen).
  • How many body parts can one person have plastic surgery on? She's gotten than nose worked on, and that chin has taken a beating as well. Quite possibly her breasts, too - those things are looking much more supple than in months past.
  • Most importantly, why is this person famous? Lane Garrison has more talent in his pinky finger than Ashlee will ever have (even when you consider the sizable fake boobs).

We may never get the answers to these queries. But it's no wonder Braxton Olita dumped her ass. Beyond pole dancing with Britney Spears, it's hard to see what career this "singer" and "actress" should have.

Yep, she's as worthless as they come. Sorry, Paris.


Ashlee Simpson Biography

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz
Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth. She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup,... More »
Dallas, Texas
Full Name
Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz

Ashlee Simpson Quotes

I didn't know I'd be getting married right now, but I'm so happy to be! I'm a lucky girl.

Ashlee Simpson

Do I look like I had 10 cheeseburgers or something?

Ashlee Simpson [avoiding pregnancy questions]