Now Britney Spears is stripping.
The sexy singer, who’s already shown us that she occasionally goes out in no pants, has reportedly been pole-dancing with her new best friend, Paris Hilton. Britney’s slutty BFF has been giving her private lessons in her home, reports say.
“Britney and Paris went upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu,” a source told the London Star. “They then went downstairs and danced at Paris’ in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can’t wait to get a fella and test them out.”
Yes, that’s right. Apparently so many people go to her Hollywood house in hopes of seeing Paris Hilton’s pussy that the hotel heiress went and had a stripper pole installed.
Meanwhile, Hilton has been spotted stroking Spears’ thigh, leading some to believe that they were planning a same-sex gesture at the Billboard Music Awards, but the two have since pulled out of hosting duties.
“Maybe they were going to reprise the stunt Britney and Madonna pulled,” says a source, referring to the kiss at the 2003 MTV VMAs, “but they decided that it was so three years ago.”
While his estranged wife is out gallivanting and providing us with graphically nude Britney Spears pictures we can’t even decide if we like, it seems more and more as if Fed-Ex is the one with his head on straight. I know, we can’t believe we said that either.
A source says Kevin Federline has been content to steer clear of Britney’s craziness and has been busy decorating his sons’ new nursery.
“He’s setting up his new house in the Hollywood Hills and he’s required to provide ‘adequate space’ for the two kids when they visit,” according to a friend.
“He’s spending $25,000 on the nursery and he’s having both boys’ rooms done in a circus theme, complete with murals of clowns and elephants.”
The source says he’s even shelling out big bucks to have custom-made cribs built, one for Sean Preston that looks like a lion and one that looks like an elephant for little Jayden James. Maybe they should be spending more time there than we would have hoped for a few weeks ago. At least until mom decides it’s time to stop whoring around.
Brit is seriously close to forcing us over to Team K-Fed. Is this really happening?