Scarlett Johansson + Breasts = High-Selling Hand Bags

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Credit the marketing department at Louis Vutton for coming up with the following formula: Fun Bags + Hand Bags = A Solid Ad Campaign.

This is especially the case when the fun bags in question belong to Scarlett Johansson. When not discussing the president and other wordly issues, the actress herself will tell you how much she enjoys her breasts.

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We assume, meanwhile, that Jessica Simpson was next in line for these ads, but she was too busy forgetting Dolly Parton lyrics.

Finally, these Kate Moss nude shots were that model's attempt at garnering a purse endorsement. Instead, she'll have to settle for dating a law-breaking drug addict.

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Scarlett Johansson Biography

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Scarlett Johansson is a young, beautiful and talented actress. Oh my, she really is all of the above. Maybe you've heard of her. Scarlett... More »
New York, New York
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Scarlett I. Johansson

Scarlett Johansson Quotes

People think I'm going to be some brazen harlot, but I'm not out there with every Tom, Dick and Harry or catching hepatitis.

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Anyone being presented with a beautiful diamond ring, as a girl, you just squeal with delight. You say you can't believe it, but of course you really can.

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