Looks like everyone's kicking J.R. Rotem to the curb and moving on to bigger and better things.
One look at the dude makes it easy to see why.
Rotem, a quote-unquote music producer whose real name is Jonathan, and whose 15 minutes of fame began when he was spotted making out with Britney Spears, was dispatched promptly by the Britster and never seen with her again after.
Alas, the shelf life of a Britney boy toy is a brief one.
J.R. bounced back quickly, though, and immediately began getting his mack on with a few other lovely ladies, most notably Lost actress Bai Ling and Heroes star Hayden Panettiere.
But the latter, a petite blonde cutie whose middle name might as well be Jailbait, apparently tired of him pretty quickly herself. She's moved on to a new man, a rotund and jolly fellow who seems like he's everywhere these days.
What a player!
Sure enough, that's our girl Hayden Panettiere and good old Saint Nick. Hopefully, Santa has some nice gifts for her this year... and we mean actual presents, like J. Crew sweaters and things. Nothing salacious (at least for another 242 days until she turns legal).
That goes for you too, DJ AM!
Anyway, it's nice to see Hayden hasn't been seen with that grease ball J.R., and seems to be in a festive mood. Unlike other stars, such as Nicole Richie, who can't seem to get in the spirit of Christmas at all. Come on, Nicole. Even Snoop Dogg is good for a little "ho, ho, ho."