Dear God, Maybe Ashton Kutcher is being a good stepfather, not an overprotective S.O.B., by cautioning Rumer to stay away from this train wreck.
We’re talking about Rumer Willis, of course, the daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, and current stepdaughter of Ashton. She’s reportedly the personal assistant to Hollywood’s biggest walking disaster, and if this Lindsay Lohan picture doesn’t showcase what we’ve been talking about for months, we don’t know what will.
Oh my. This is worth at least 1,000 words. Maybe 1,500. Where does even begin analyzing this one (besides urging Rumer to run for her freaking life).
We really didn’t think she could top getting chastised by her movie producers for partying too hard, dumped by Harry Morton for the same reason, served with a subpoena from her own family and doing half the men in Southern California, but it appears Lindsay Lohan is now hopped up enough narcotics to kill a woman twice her size. Get help, girl!