Federline’s mom, Julie Bleak, told Us Weekly, “We are all so happy!”
Whether K-Fed’s mom made this remark because little Sutton Pierce Federline is so darn cute, or because she learned her deadbeat, rapping-aspirant son has 26 more years to live, was not stated. And can we discuss the fact that K-Fed’s mom’s last name is Bleak? You couldn’t make this stuff up.
The September 12 birth by C-section at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles “went really smoothly,” says a source. A family insider says that when the singer checked out at midnight on September 14, she wore a beanie, rode in a wheelchair pushed by Federline and “held the baby in her arms.”
Wow, a new mother cradling her newborn child in her arms? That’s “really exciting, unusual news.” Great “journalism,” Us Weekly.
Although there were other occasions to celebrate that weekend — son Sean Preston turned 1 on September 14, the Federlines’ two-year anniversary was on the 18th — the clan was reportedly really low-key.
“They stayed home,” the source said. “A lot of bonding went on. Sean and Sutton get along great!”
Correct us if we’re wrong, but Sutton has been alive for about a week. He’d get along with a ball of string at this point. Which reminds us, a ball of string surely has better career prospects than K-Fed. Ohhh!