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Has Lance Armstrong has taken a break from incessantly working out with his new best friend, Matthew McConaughey, to spend time with… Paris Hilton?

It sounds completely made up, and we really hope it is, but sources say the two showed up to the Key Club in L.A. Tuesday night to catch the band Vacation.

“They came together, they hung out and left together,” a spy dished.

Carter Reum, Wife

What happened to the man love, Lance? Or the whole thing about you being a cool guy, not someone who parties slums it with a walking spent condom? No respect. Good luck seeking elected office now. As long as you’re on this kick, though, you might as well hit Ashlee Simpson.