Want to Own Paris Hilton's Bed? You Can!

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What does Paris Hilton's bed look like? Only a few thousand men have ever been lucky enough to find out... but any remaining mystery is about to be put to rest. In case you haven't had the honor (or the lights were off when you were doing her) you can see -- and own the thing!

That's right, it's being auctioned off, and is currently up for sale online. Opening bid: $1,500. Unfortunately (wait, check that... very fortunately), the singer and party-animal heiress isn't part of the deal.

World According to Paris Still

Paris' scuffed up, king-size bed is being hawked, complete with a quite-used and probably very disease-ridden mattress, in an online auction.

That nasty object and dozens of other items from Hilton's house are up for sale, such as her old pillows, couches, and lamps. Personally, we have no clue why you'd bid on something you've already seen -- and defaced -- from just about every angle. But hey, that's just us.

The auctioneer, StarStyle.com, assures the Gossip that 10 percent of each sale goes to charity. If only Paris herself were up for sale. Then again, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free, no?


Paris Hilton Biography

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New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]