Most Absurd Trip to Victoria's Secret Ever

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No changing table?

No inhibitions?

No intelligence?

No problem!

Britney Spears Closes Out 2021

Mother of the Year candidate Britney Spears reportedly stopped by the local Victoria's Mission Viejo, Calif., to buy pink thongs. Gulp.

Oh, and then she proceeded to change the dirty diaper of son Sean Preston. On the floor. Next to the cash register.

A possibly legitimate eyewitness account has Britney then trying to hand it the soiled diaper to a salesperson, who for some reason refused to take it.

That's puzzling. Doesn't the clerk realize that Britney does whatever she wants? And that the diaper could fetch some serious bucks on eBay?

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Britney Spears Biography

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Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears