by Tyler Johnson at

In what may be the world's most random celebrity feud, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has set his sights on the lads of One Direction. The cause of his beef? Their world-famous hair.

  • Kim Jong Un on a Horse!
  • One Direction Promo Photo

Yes, it's Harry Styles hairstyle that's caught Kim's attention and he's allegedly issued a decree that 1D is forbidden to enter North Korea unless they cut their coifs to look more like everyone's favorite psychopathic world leader.

One Direction, of course, had no plans of performing in North Korea anytime in the near future, but Kimmy apparently just wants them to know who's boss.

Simply because they're the world's biggest boy band, that doesn't mean they're exempt from his nut-job policy requiring all men in North Korea to get the same haircut as the Supreme Leader himself.

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by Hilton Hater at

One is a self-involved blowhard who is surrounded by a team of Yes Men and who has a frightening grip on the country.

And the other is Kim Jong-Un!

In a hilarious billboard posted on Sunset strip in Hollywood, The Daily Mail is advertising for the online section of its newspaper by saying Kim Kardashian is "on the same page" as the murderous dictator of North Korea.

We're as critical of this Keeping Up with the Kardashians star as anyone, but not even THG would compare Kardashian to Kim Jong-Un...

Kim Billboard

Pretty funny stuff, right?

Still, we must ask: Who is a worse person, Kim Kardashian or Kim Jong-Un?

 

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by Free Britney at

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un reportedly executed his uncle and a handful of the man’s aides by feeding them to a horde of 120 starving dogs.

Jang Song Thaek, the former #2 official in the regime, is believed to have been stripped naked and tossed into a cage along with five others.

According to the Straits Times of Singapore:

“Then 120 hounds, starved for three days, were allowed to prey on them until they were completely eaten up. This is also called ‘quan jue’, or execution by dogs."

It's called insanity if that's true.

The news of the execution first surfaced in description a Hong Kong newspaper that serves as the official mouthpiece of China’s government there.

However, more established outlets in mainland China have not repeated the account, for whatever that's worth. The account continues as such:

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by Free Britney at

Dennis Rodman returned from his second trip to North Korea and promptly revealed the name of dicator and friend Kim Jong Un's baby daughter.

The NBA Hall of Famer told The Guardian (UK) about a "relaxing time by the sea" spent with Kim and his family. And he also let slip the baby's name.

Speculation sprang up last year that Kim might be a dad after a photo showed his wife wearing a long coat that could have been hiding a bump.

North Korean authorities kept quiet about the matter, although Rodman confirmed Kim had a baby girl. Now after his return visit, he's got the name.

The flamboyant Rodman said, "I held their baby Ju Ae and spoke with Ms. Ri as well," referring to his wife and calling Kim Jong Un "a good dad."

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by Free Britney at

Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea. The NBA Hall of Famer is making a second trip to the rogue nation helmed by his "friend for life" Kim Jong Un.

The purpose of The Worm's return is somewhat unclear, but he says he will NOT try to negotiate the release of an American held by Kim's regime since 2012.

"I'm not going to North Korea to discuss freeing Kenneth Bae," Rodman told media in Beijing. "I'm just going there on another basketball diplomacy tour."

"I just want to meet my friend Kim, the marshal, and start a basketball league. I have not been promised anything. I am just going there as a friendly gesture."

"I'm just going over there to have a good time and try to bridge the gap."

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by Free Britney at

Reports are continuing to circulate regarding the alleged execution Hyon Song-wol, the rumored former lover of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.

Various South Korean media sources have claimed Kim's ex-girlfriend was executed by firing squad for violating pornography laws earlier this month.

The unconfirmed reports claim Hyon Song-wol was executed by firing squad with 11 others after the group allegedly made and sold a sex tape.

A singer in North Korea's famed Unhasu Orchestra, Hyon was slain along with members of the orchestra and the Wangjaesan Light Music Band.

The Chosun Ilbo, South Korea's largest daily newspaper, broke the story.

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by Free Britney at

North Korea dictator Kim Jong Un had his own ex-girlfriend and 11 others killed by firing squad earlier this month, according to a shocking new report.

Fox News, citing South Korea’s Chosun Ilbo newspaper, reports that the leader had the woman, a singer named Hyon Song-wol, was arrested August 17.

All of the women were charged with violations tied to pornography laws; filming a sex tape was reportedly the offense that got them arrested and killed.

The alleged executions took place via a firing squad of machine guns, and with the victims’ families looking on, back on August 20, the paper clams.

Chosun Ilbo reported that all 12 of the people killed belonged to the performance art troupes Unhasu Orchestra and Wangjaesan Light Music Band.

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by Steve Marsi at

NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman is going back to North Korea this summer, in part because President Barack Obama can't do jack about the situation.

At least as far as the eccentric ballplayer's worldview sees it.

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Rodman, who famously bonded with "friend for life" Kim Jong-Un earlier this year, says he will do all that he can to free U.S. citizen Kenneth Bae.

Bae was sentenced to 15 years hard labor for allegedly plotting to overthrow the North Korean government, a wrong The Worm hopes he can right.

"I'm gonna try and get the guy out," Rodman lamented. "It's gonna be difficult. We got a black president [who] can't even go talk to [Kim Jong-Un]."

"Obama can't do $h!t, I don't know why he won't go talk to him."

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by Free Britney at

Dennis Rodman is returning to Pyongyang this summer.

At a charity gala at the Fontainebleu Hotel in Miami Beach, he told the Miami Herald of his plans to return to North Korea and see BFF Kim Jong Un again.

"I'm going back August 1," he said. "We have no plans really, as far as what we're going to be doing over there, but we'll just hang and have some fun!"

Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong Un Pic

Dennis Rodman's trip to North Korea this winter introduced us to the phrase "basketball diplomacy," though it didn't win him any fans in the U.S. government.

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by Free Britney at

Kim Jong Un Grease rumors are spreading like wildfire online.

As in rumors linking North Korea's baby-faced dictator to a '90s school performance of the hit musical Grease, as evidenced by the photo below:

Kim Jong Un Grease

The Sun (UK) first published the grainy black-and-white photo from a private school in Berne, Switzerland, alleging that this may be Kim Jong Un himself.

The Washington Post, however, says that Kim attended a different boarding school from 1998-2000, and that the Sun image dates to 1994-1997.

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