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Breathe easy, world. After six weeks of remaining mysteriously Un-seen, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un is officially back in the oppression business. Or so North Korea's state-run media would have us believe.

Kim Jong Un Photo

Kim was reportedly photographed while making several official visits today - conducting "field guidance," and surveying new structures in Wisong and in North Korea's capital, Pyongyang.

So where has the 31-year-old despot been hiding...and why? Was Kim hanging with Dennis Rodman again? Was he busting out scathing online reviews of the new Seth Rogen-James Franco movie?

No, sadly, the answer seems to be far less amusing:

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Kim Jong Un may heart Dennis Rodman and the NBA, but his U.S. cultural love doesn't extend to movies - at least not if James Franco and Seth Rogen are in them.

In their upcoming film The Interview, James and Seth play talk show hosts-turned-undercover agents tasked by the U.S. government with assassinating Kim.

They had us at James and Seth ... and the fact that North Korea is already decrying the movie doesn't exactly make us less inclined to support it.

Kim Myong-chol, a spokesman for the regime, said "There is a special irony in this storyline as it shows the desperation of the US government and society."

"A film about the assassination of a foreign leader mirrors what the U.S. has done in Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria and Ukraine," adds the rep for North Korea.

"And let us not forget who killed [John F.] Kennedy - Americans. In fact, [Barack] Obama should be careful in case the U.S. military wants to kill him as well."

Well then. Moving on. Kim Myong-chol said Kim Jong Un favors British films, claiming that Hollywood movies are too "full of assassinations and executions."

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

In what may be the world's most random celebrity feud, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un has set his sights on the lads of One Direction. The cause of his beef? Their world-famous hair.

  • Kim Jong Un on a Horse!
  • One Direction Promo Photo

Yes, it's Harry Styles hairstyle that's caught Kim's attention and he's allegedly issued a decree that 1D is forbidden to enter North Korea unless they cut their coifs to look more like everyone's favorite psychopathic world leader.

One Direction, of course, had no plans of performing in North Korea anytime in the near future, but Kimmy apparently just wants them to know who's boss.

Simply because they're the world's biggest boy band, that doesn't mean they're exempt from his nut-job policy requiring all men in North Korea to get the same haircut as the Supreme Leader himself.

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One is a self-involved blowhard who is surrounded by a team of Yes Men and who has a frightening grip on the country.

And the other is Kim Jong-Un!

In a hilarious billboard posted on Sunset strip in Hollywood, The Daily Mail is advertising for the online section of its newspaper by saying Kim Kardashian is "on the same page" as the murderous dictator of North Korea.

We're as critical of this Keeping Up with the Kardashians star as anyone, but not even THG would compare Kardashian to Kim Jong-Un...

Kim Billboard

Pretty funny stuff, right?

Still, we must ask: Who is a worse person, Kim Kardashian or Kim Jong-Un?

 

by Free Britney at . Comments

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un reportedly executed his uncle and a handful of the man’s aides by feeding them to a horde of 120 starving dogs.

Jang Song Thaek, the former #2 official in the regime, is believed to have been stripped naked and tossed into a cage along with five others.

According to the Straits Times of Singapore:

“Then 120 hounds, starved for three days, were allowed to prey on them until they were completely eaten up. This is also called ‘quan jue’, or execution by dogs."

It's called insanity if that's true.

The news of the execution first surfaced in description a Hong Kong newspaper that serves as the official mouthpiece of China’s government there.

However, more established outlets in mainland China have not repeated the account, for whatever that's worth. The account continues as such:

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Dennis Rodman returned from his second trip to North Korea and promptly revealed the name of dicator and friend Kim Jong Un's baby daughter.

The NBA Hall of Famer told The Guardian (UK) about a "relaxing time by the sea" spent with Kim and his family. And he also let slip the baby's name.

Speculation sprang up last year that Kim might be a dad after a photo showed his wife wearing a long coat that could have been hiding a bump.

North Korean authorities kept quiet about the matter, although Rodman confirmed Kim had a baby girl. Now after his return visit, he's got the name.

The flamboyant Rodman said, "I held their baby Ju Ae and spoke with Ms. Ri as well," referring to his wife and calling Kim Jong Un "a good dad."

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Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea. The NBA Hall of Famer is making a second trip to the rogue nation helmed by his "friend for life" Kim Jong Un.

The purpose of The Worm's return is somewhat unclear, but he says he will NOT try to negotiate the release of an American held by Kim's regime since 2012.

"I'm not going to North Korea to discuss freeing Kenneth Bae," Rodman told media in Beijing. "I'm just going there on another basketball diplomacy tour."

"I just want to meet my friend Kim, the marshal, and start a basketball league. I have not been promised anything. I am just going there as a friendly gesture."

"I'm just going over there to have a good time and try to bridge the gap."

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Reports are continuing to circulate regarding the alleged execution Hyon Song-wol, the rumored former lover of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un.

Various South Korean media sources have claimed Kim's ex-girlfriend was executed by firing squad for violating pornography laws earlier this month.

The unconfirmed reports claim Hyon Song-wol was executed by firing squad with 11 others after the group allegedly made and sold a sex tape.

A singer in North Korea's famed Unhasu Orchestra, Hyon was slain along with members of the orchestra and the Wangjaesan Light Music Band.

The Chosun Ilbo, South Korea's largest daily newspaper, broke the story.

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North Korea dictator Kim Jong Un had his own ex-girlfriend and 11 others killed by firing squad earlier this month, according to a shocking new report.

Fox News, citing South Korea’s Chosun Ilbo newspaper, reports that the leader had the woman, a singer named Hyon Song-wol, was arrested August 17.

All of the women were charged with violations tied to pornography laws; filming a sex tape was reportedly the offense that got them arrested and killed.

The alleged executions took place via a firing squad of machine guns, and with the victims’ families looking on, back on August 20, the paper clams.

Chosun Ilbo reported that all 12 of the people killed belonged to the performance art troupes Unhasu Orchestra and Wangjaesan Light Music Band.

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by Steve Marsi at . Comments

NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman is going back to North Korea this summer, in part because President Barack Obama can't do jack about the situation.

At least as far as the eccentric ballplayer's worldview sees it.

  • Dennis Rodman Pic
  • Obama Cries During CT Speech

Rodman, who famously bonded with "friend for life" Kim Jong-Un earlier this year, says he will do all that he can to free U.S. citizen Kenneth Bae.

Bae was sentenced to 15 years hard labor for allegedly plotting to overthrow the North Korean government, a wrong The Worm hopes he can right.

"I'm gonna try and get the guy out," Rodman lamented. "It's gonna be difficult. We got a black president [who] can't even go talk to [Kim Jong-Un]."

"Obama can't do $h!t, I don't know why he won't go talk to him."

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