Kate Upton is an model and actress known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue,first in 2011, when she was named...

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Breathe easy, everybody. Our long national nightmare is over and it turns out the rumors that Kate Upton hates her giant boobs are BS. We should probably make today a holiday.

Discussing her alleged hatred of the chest that made her famous during an interview in Australia, Kate remarked, "I actually didn't ever say that...I would say that I think all women feel sometimes they don't have life perfect. But I love my body. I always feel incredibly grateful for what I have."

We feel grateful for what you have too, Kate! Don't ever change! Seriously, please don't ever think about changing those things. That would be a tragedy on par with the Kennedy assassination.

Okay, we're exaggerating, but it's seriously a relief to hear that Kate has no plans of downsizing her massive rack.

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In case the world needed proof that even supermodels sometimes dislike their bodies, Kate Upton's boobs, she says, are too big and making life hard.

(Among other things. Ahem.)

But seriously folks. The 21-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model says she wishes for smaller boobs "every day of [her] life." 

"Every single day, I'm like 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,'" she said, adding, "especially if people didn't constantly bring them up."

Uh, Kate, when you have THAT rack and you model in your underwear, they sort of become a topic of conversation all on their own, you know?

The Kate Upton GIFs below. help illustrate just how great her boobs are, BTW. So why does Kate say she wants smaller boobs? Because fashion!!

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Game of Thrones star Nikolaj Coster-Waldau is used to shooting dangerous, physically demanding scenes, but apparently nothing that he's encountered in Westeros could prepare him for being spanked by Kate Upton.

Nikolaj and Kate co-star in the upcoming romantic comedy The Other Woman, and apparently Kate beat the hell out of Nikolaj for a sex scene that didn't even make it into the final cut of the movie.

The actor best known for his role as Jamie Lannister sat down with Chelsea Handler last night and brought a photo of a giant purple bruise he was left with after Kate beat him with a belt. 

Nikolaj revealed that he asked Kate to let up but the film's director found the scene so funny that he encouraged Kate to hit harder. Harsh.

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Not all celebrities get along like peanut butter and jelly, milk and cookies, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez.

Over the past few years, feuds have broken out in Hollywood over mental health issues; late night talk show skits; and Kim Kardashian sex tape parodies.

Who won each of these rivalries? The public, really. They were darn entertaining!

Click around below to relive the back-and-forth between Kathy and Dami, David and Bristol, Kanye and Kimmel and many other famous folks who simply don't see eye-to-eye:

11 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming
Kathy Griffin thinks Demi Lovato is the biggest "douche" in Hollywood. Lovato's fans thin Griffin should shut the eff up.
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Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato

1. Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato

Kathy Griffin thinks Demi Lovato is the biggest "douche" in Hollywood. Lovato's fans thin Griffin should shut the eff up.


Lady Gaga vs. Perez Hilton

2. Lady Gaga vs. Perez Hilton

Lady Gaga has accused Perez of stalking her. Perez has slammed the singer for thinking she's the Queen of Twitter. Ugly stuff, people.


Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers

3. Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers

So much for Khloe's appearance on E!'s Fashion Police. The reality star snubbed the talk show host after Rivers mocked Kim Kardashian Superstar.


Selena Gomez vs. Lorde

4. Selena Gomez vs. Lorde

Lorde doesn't think Selena represents feminists very well. When you're ready come and get it? Come on, Lorde says!


Drake Bell vs. Justin Bieber

5. Drake Bell vs. Justin Bieber

Drake Bell slams Justin Bieber at every opportunity. He even wants the singer deported to Canada!


Carol Alt vs. Kate Upton

6. Carol Alt vs. Kate Upton

Carol Alt does not see what the "hullabaloo" is around Kate Upton. We question her hindsight.


David Letterman vs. Bristol Palin

7. David Letterman vs. Bristol Palin

David Letter had a lot of fun at Bristol Palin's expense when the teenager was pregnant. Some thought he crossed a line.


Jimmy Kimmel vs. Kanye West

8. Jimmy Kimmel vs. Kanye West

These two have sort of buried the hatred hatchet. But Kanye and Kimmel went at it over Twitter after the latter mocked the former.


Sinead O'Connor vs. Miley Cyrus

9. Sinead O'Connor vs. Miley Cyrus

Yes, Sinead O'Connor is still around. And her feud with Miley Cyrus actually ignited some interesting points about mental health.


Donald Trump vs. Rosie O'Donnell

10. Donald Trump vs. Rosie O'Donnell

It started in 2009 when Trump referred to O'Donnell as a "pig." She then slammed his failed marriages. Juicy stuff all around.


Chris Brown vs. Law

11. Chris Brown vs. Law

Okay, maybe this feud isn't so unexpected.


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by Free Britney at

Kate Upton stars in The Other Woman as ... the other woman that Leslie Mann's husband is cheating with. The film features Kate Upton in a bikini.

If you're still reading this after that last statement, the plot involves a woman (Cameron Diaz) who learns that her boyfriend is married. It's a tough blow.

But when she accidentally meets the guy's wife (Leslie Mann), she realizes they have much in common, and they become unlikely friends as a result.

Then, when yet another affair is discovered (cue Kate Upton bikini action!), all three women team up to plot mutual revenge on the cheating a$$hole.

Heck, we'd watch it. Leslie Mann is hilarious and what they're saying about Kate's body in the clip below is not something you could consider untrue:

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One of the reasons we love Kate Upton, aside from the more obvious reasons, is that the model always loves to have fun and doesn't take life too seriously.

The 21-year-old, featured in Vogue's Kim Kardashian cover issue, has a blast dancing with herself - literally, twice over - on the magazine's website.

What's her secret to staying happy and fun all the time?

"What I try to do, and it took me a little while to learn, is to only do things I really believe in so that it's more of a collaboration," Kate Upton explains.

"That way, I'm not pretending to be someone I'm not."

"I'm not putting out this, 'Look at me! I'm sexy!' and then feeling like a fake, which would lead to feeling depressed and empty inside," she reveals.

For the most part, her mom and dad "understand ... it's just part of my personality, and maybe some things I took too far, but... I like being sexy."

Yeah.

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by Hilton Hater at

Kate Upton has a new job.

Sadly, no, she has not finally agreed to pose in Playboy.

Instead, the blonde bombshell has been selected as the new spokesperson for Bobbi Brown, a cosmetics line that clearly has very good taste.

The titular owner of this company told Robin Roberts today on Good Morning America that Upton is an “incredible, strong woman.

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They say opposites attract.

But is that enough to explain some of the following famous couples?

What does a tiny actress see in an enormous boxer? A busty young blonde in an aging Major League pitcher? Heck, what does anyone see in Juan Pablo Galavis?!?

Some mysteries may never be solved... but, hey, whatever works for these pairings!

Click through our gallery of unexpected couples now and sound off: Who will last? Who will split? And, seriously, what is Nikki Ferrell thinking?!?

9 Famous Couples We Can't Believe Exist
She's like five feet tall. He's like 11 feet tall. And they're engaged!
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Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko

1. Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschko

She's like five feet tall. He's like 11 feet tall. And they're engaged!


Amber Tamblyn and David Cross

2. Amber Tamblyn and David Cross

She's 30. He's 49. But, hey, this married couple clearly makes it work!


Charlize Theron and Sean Penn

3. Charlize Theron and Sean Penn

They're both Oscar-winning stars, but come on. Isn't something wrong with this photo?


Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

4. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

She owes her career to the paparazzi and needs a script to make a speech. He despises photographers and often goes off the rails. It's almost as if this if were a PR stunt.


Kate Upton and Justin Verlander

5. Kate Upton and Justin Verlander

Yes, he's a Cy Young Award winner. But how is she not dating some hot young actor? Or George Clooney?


Nikki Ferrell and Juan Pablo

6. Nikki Ferrell and Juan Pablo

It's just... why would ANYone date Juan Pablo?!?


Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods

7. Lindsey Vonn and Tiger Woods

Lindsey Vonn is ridiculously hot and famous. The best she can do is a guy with more cocktail waitresses to his name than recent major titles?


Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

8. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez

What will it take for her to finally move on from this arrogant jerk face?!?


Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon

9. Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon

If at first you don't succeed, and you make sex tapes with other people... try, try again.


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Everyone poses in Playboy for a different reason.

Some get pressured into it by their mother (hello, Kim Kardashian), some are banging the owner (hi, Holly Madison) and some don't exactly have the talent to do much else (no offense, Denise Richards).

But the following nine stars are yet to bare their full birthdays suit for the men's magazine - and we think it's time they do so!

Because we wanna see their goods? In some cases. But in others, we sincerely think that stripping down will be good for their careers and/or their self-esteem.

So for our sake and for their sake, here's a look at some actresses, models and reality stars who should have Hugh Hefner on speed dial:

9 Stars Who Should Bare It All in Playboy
Jennifer Love Hewitt looks pretty good here, don't get us wrong. But she has no major role lined up and could give her career a major boost by just baring it all.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt

1. Jennifer Love Hewitt

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks pretty good here, don't get us wrong. But she has no major role lined up and could give her career a major boost by just baring it all.


Kourtney Kardashian

2. Kourtney Kardashian

Let's face it, Kourtney Kardashian is the best looking sister. She could leap frog Kim with a Playboy spread.


Kate Upton

3. Kate Upton

Simply put, it would be the best-selling issue in Playboy history. How could Kate Upton turn that down?


Bethenny Frankel

4. Bethenny Frankel

Bethenny Frankel is all about being a strong independent woman. So what better way to prove you still have it at age 43?


Clare Crawley

5. Clare Crawley

SPOILER ALERT: Clare Crawley does not win Juan Pablo's heart on the Bachelor. She has to remain relevant somehow, doesn't she?


Demi Moore

6. Demi Moore

Oh yeah, Ashton?!? You wanna marry a young hottie? Don't forget what you're leaving behind!


Ashley Greene

7. Ashley Greene

Her career has stalled since The Twiligh Saga concluded. This would get back on (naked!) track.


Tatiana Neves

8. Tatiana Neves

See The Girl Who Banged Justin Bieber Naked? Yeah. We have a feeling that will move some copies.


Tricia Helfer

9. Tricia Helfer

Tricia Helfer has tried to jumpstart her career many times since Battlestar Galactica ended. She should just get naked.


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There's just no need to post fake Kate Upton topless photos. First and foremost, the real ones are already tremendous. Second, she might sue you over the fakery.

The image-doctoring folks at Celeb Jihad found this out the hard way this week.

The phony image purports to be one of the Kate Upton bikini photos from this year's SI, with the teaser, "Kate Upton Naked Outtake From SI Swimsuit 2014."

It's clearly a fake, and it's already been taken down thanks to Upton's lawyers.

The supermodel's legal team threatened an immediate lawsuit against the celebrity gossip site and noted incredulously that the photo "has been airbrushed."

Basically, the people at Celeb Jihad are idiots. Why mess with perfection?

Exhibits A-Z: Kate Upton in GIF form. See below. You're welcome ...

21 Hottest Kate Upton GIFs
Kate Upton showcases her beauty in a bikini for us to enjoy. It's what Kate Upton does for a living, and she does it so well.
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Kate Upton Bikini GIF

1. Kate Upton Bikini GIF

Kate Upton showcases her beauty in a bikini for us to enjoy. It's what Kate Upton does for a living, and she does it so well.


Kate Upton Nude GIF

2. Kate Upton Nude GIF

Kate Upton is nude and twirling around on endless loop in the greatest GIF ever seen by humankind.


Kate Upton Naked GIF

3. Kate Upton Naked GIF

That's worth another angle, we'd say.


Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt

4. Kate Upton Wet T-Shirt

Another fantastic Kate Upton GIF. Thank you very much, and you are welcome.


Kate Upton Body Paint GIF

5. Kate Upton Body Paint GIF

A GIF file of Kate Upton in a body paint bikin and that's it. Goodness.


Kate Upton Stripping

6. Kate Upton Stripping

Kate Upton strips in the hottest GIF of all time. Or one of them anyway.


Kate Upton Dance GIF

7. Kate Upton Dance GIF

Kate Upton dances in one of our all-time favorite GIFs.


Kate Upton Bikini Montage

8. Kate Upton Bikini Montage

An amazing Kate Upton bikini montage in GIF form. Guys, you're welcome. We try.


Kate Upton Twerking

9. Kate Upton Twerking

Kate Upton Twerking up a storm. It is what it is, people. Enjoy it. Relish it.


Kate Upton Cat Daddy

10. Kate Upton Cat Daddy

Kate Upton doing the Cat Daddy. One of the best moments in the history of the Internet now in GIF form!


Kate Upton Cat Daddy Dancing (Slow Motion)

11. Kate Upton Cat Daddy Dancing (Slow Motion)

Let's slow that down for a closer look, shall we?


Kate Upton Takes Off Shirt

12. Kate Upton Takes Off Shirt

Kate Upton taking off her shirt seductively. Great GIF, we'd say.


Kate Upton GIF

13. Kate Upton GIF

This Kate Upton GIF is possibly the best thing ever created by the Internet.


Kate Upton Dougie

14. Kate Upton Dougie

Kate Upton does the Dougie. The dance that started it all ... or something.


Kate Upton Bunny

15. Kate Upton Bunny

Kate Upton is a bunny in one of the greatest GIFs ever produced by the Internet.


Kate Upton Cleavage GIF

16. Kate Upton Cleavage GIF

Love that snow bunny ...


Kate Upton Blows Us a Kiss

17. Kate Upton Blows Us a Kiss

Another fantastic GIF of Kate Upton. Here, she blows a kiss to us.


Kate Upton Gets Hosed Down

18. Kate Upton Gets Hosed Down

!!!


Kate Upton on Boobs

19. Kate Upton on Boobs

Kate Upton discusses her boobs in a GIF that really needs no additional comment.


Working Her Abs

20. Working Her Abs

Look at her work those abs. Yes, we are staring only at her abs.


Closer ... Closer ...

21. Closer ... Closer ...

Holy ... freaking ...


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