Kate Upton is an model and actress known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue,first in 2011, when she was named...

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Everybody has to start somewhere, right? Right. For some of Hollywood's best and brightest, that somewhere is on the playing field and not the movie set. 

Yes, it's true. Many of our favorite stars had aspirations of becoming professional athletes when they were children, just like you probably did. (But not me. I always dreamed of being a rock star. We can all see how THAT turned out.)

You might know that Justin Bieber loves to play hockey, but did you know he's also pretty decent at basketball? And did you know that rapper 2 Chainz was a star high school hoops standout in Atlanta?

Kate Upton, SI model, actress, and all around hottie used to ride horses! And then there's Duchess Kate Middleton who is great at basically everything she does, including besting Prince William in sailing.

Take a look at these 13 celebrity athletes who are probably better athletes than you. And me. (Hey, we're all good at something, right? Right. Let's keep telling ourselves that.)

13 Celebrities Who Are Better Athletes Than You
When he isn't steaming up the screen as McDreamy on Grey's Anatomy, Patrick Dempsey likes to heat up the pavement behind the wheel of race cars.
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Patrick Dempsey

1. Patrick Dempsey

When he isn't steaming up the screen as McDreamy on Grey's Anatomy, Patrick Dempsey likes to heat up the pavement behind the wheel of race cars.


Denzel Washington

2. Denzel Washington

Before hitting it big in Hollywood and winning two Oscars, Denzel Washington was hitting it big as a basketball player at Fordham University.


Mark Harmon

3. Mark Harmon

Mark Harmon was the starting quarterback at UCLA. He's sort of a quarterback in the NCIS office calling all the plays as Gibbs, right?


Justin Bieber

4. Justin Bieber

In addition to being a singer, dancer, and general douchebag, Justin Bieber is actually quite the basketball player - his mean crossover dribble earned him NBA Celebrity All-Star Game MVP honors!


BONUS! Justin Bieber

5. BONUS! Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber ALSO plays hockey! He once crashed a junior hockey team's practice in Atlanta.


Kate Middleton

6. Kate Middleton

If the Spice Girls ever want to reunite, we volunteer Duchess Kate Middleton as tribute to take over the role of Sporty Spice!


Jason Segel

7. Jason Segel

Jason Segel might not have seen much time on the court, but he WAS Jason Collins' backup in high school. That totally counts!


Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

8. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

Before becoming a professional wrestler and eventually an actor, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson was leading the University of Miami football team to a National Championship title in 1991.


Bruce Jenner

9. Bruce Jenner

It might be hard to believe by looking at him now, but once upon a time Bruce Jenner was an Olympian.


Kate Upton

10. Kate Upton

Before she was walking the runway in the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition, Kate Upton was a nationally ranked equestrian. So many bouncing boob jokes about barrel jumping. So little time.


Jessica Biel

11. Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel's soccer training came in handy when she played Mary Camden on Seventh Heaven. Mary was a star soccer player. Biel also took gymnastics as a child.


2 Chainz

12. 2 Chainz

Before he was 2 Chainz, he was Tauheed Epps (also Tity Boi, but we won't talk about that.) Epps was a star high school basketball player at North Clayon High School in Georgia.


Emma Watson

13. Emma Watson

Emma Watson might look petite and unassuming, but don't let that fool you. She's a star field hockey player.


Kaley Cuoco

14. Kaley Cuoco

Kaley Cuoco might have bought her boobs, but she earned those abs and arms on the tennis court!


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If one thing's for sure after looking through this slideshow it's that Joan Rivers' plastic surgeon needs to start handing out his business card on the red carpet. 

Or we could just let people age like they're supposed to so they don't end up looking like Joan Rivers one day. Yeah, there's that option.

Here, so you can see and believe, are 18 stars who are the same age. You can Google if you want, but you might be too busy picking your jaw up off the floor to do that.

18 Stars You Won't Believe Are the Same Age
Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 21 but one looks far older than the other.
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Kate Upton and Selena Gomez

1. Kate Upton and Selena Gomez

Starting life as a Disney star might have done Selena Gomez good. She and Kate Upton are both 21 but one looks far older than the other.


Jon Hamm and Jared Leto

2. Jon Hamm and Jared Leto

Mad Men's Jon Hamm and Dallas Buyer's Club's Jared Leto are both 42. Maybe it's the long hair that keeps Leto looking so Jordan Catalono-like.


Robin Wright and Halle Berry

3. Robin Wright and Halle Berry

Robin Wright and Halle Berry are both 47 years old. Halle just gave birth to her second child while Robin's are grown and flown.


Andrew Lincoln and Jim Parsons

4. Andrew Lincoln and Jim Parsons

Also joining the 40 club are Andrew Lincoln and The Big Bang Theory's Jim Parsons. Looks like killing zombies has added some years to Lincoln.


Leonardo DiCaprio and Seth Green

5. Leonardo DiCaprio and Seth Green

It's hard to believe it, but Leonardi DiCaprio and Seth Green are both 40 years old. Does Seth Green look 40 to you?


Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson

6. Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson were born in 1990. In addition to a birth year, they share a love of Dior.


Kim Novak and Joan Rivers

7. Kim Novak and Joan Rivers

Kim Novak and Joan Rivers were both born in 1933. One of them clearly aged more gracefully...with the help of a better plastic surgeon.


Rob Lowe and Russell Crowe

8. Rob Lowe and Russell Crowe

Rob Lowe and Russell Crowe are 1) poetic and 2) 50 years old. But you couldn't tell it by these photos.


Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson

9. Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson

Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson, both known for their bodies and reality TV star power, are both 33! Incredible!


From booze, to drugs, to just plain ol' genetics, everybody ages. Even Hollywood's rich and famous and attention-seeking reality TV stars.

Some just do it better than others.

And Hollywood's women do it better than the men, even counting Joan Rivers among the lot.

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They say that fame is fleeting... but it can also be mysterious.

Especially in this day and age - when stars can be made purely out of Instagram photos and scandalous Tweets - it's necessary to sometimes stop and ask:

Wait... why is that person famous again?

This can be true for those you may despise (hi, Kim Kardashian!) and also for those you admire (what power does Kate Middleton hold, exactly?).

With this in mind, we've come up with 13 pretty big celebrities whose names keep being in the news despite a lack of any discernible skill. Apparently, all it takes to strike it big is to film a sex tape and/or be a terrible mother:

13 Stars Who Don't Deserve to Be Famous
The most obvious selection here. She is world famous because she had sex with Ray J on camera and knows how to use Instagram.
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Kim Kardashian

1. Kim Kardashian

The most obvious selection here. She is world famous because she had sex with Ray J on camera and knows how to use Instagram.


Kendra Wilkinson

2. Kendra Wilkinson

She mastered the art of sleeping with a really old dude and watching the money pour in for some reason.


Jenelle Evans

3. Jenelle Evans

We should all fight with our moms and have babies out of wedlock if it means this kind of attention.


Kate Upton

4. Kate Upton

We adore Kate Upton. We'd commit murder for Kate Upton. But she has large breasts and can do the cat dance... that's about it.


Valeria Lukyanova

5. Valeria Lukyanova

She's known as The Human Barbie, and her appearance makes it clear why. We really should not reward such a thing.


Kate Middleton

6. Kate Middleton

Like any other rational human being, we LOVE Kate Middleton. But she's a small piece of a royal family that holds no power.


Kate Gosselin

7. Kate Gosselin

JUST GO AWAY!!!


Evelyn Lozada

8. Evelyn Lozada

She keeps being engaged to athletes and even having their babies. She's really gotta stop doing that.


Tila Tequila

9. Tila Tequila

For her own sake, Tila Tequila really needs to step out of the spotlight


Nadya Suleman

10. Nadya Suleman

We're sensing a theme here: why are bad mothers so darn famous?


Courtney Stodden

11. Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden has a lot of plastic surgery, married a much older guy and... that's it.


Teresa Giudice

12. Teresa Giudice

She's really good at being spoiled and breaking the law, we'll give her that.


Ray J

13. Ray J

This photo depicts the only reason you've ever heard of Ray J.


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by Tyler Johnson at

Breathe easy, everybody. Our long national nightmare is over and it turns out the rumors that Kate Upton hates her giant boobs are BS. We should probably make today a holiday.

Discussing her alleged hatred of the chest that made her famous during an interview in Australia, Kate remarked, "I actually didn't ever say that...I would say that I think all women feel sometimes they don't have life perfect. But I love my body. I always feel incredibly grateful for what I have."

We feel grateful for what you have too, Kate! Don't ever change! Seriously, please don't ever think about changing those things. That would be a tragedy on par with the Kennedy assassination.

Okay, we're exaggerating, but it's seriously a relief to hear that Kate has no plans of downsizing her massive rack.

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In case the world needed proof that even supermodels sometimes dislike their bodies, Kate Upton's boobs, she says, are too big and making life hard.

(Among other things. Ahem.)

But seriously folks. The 21-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition cover model says she wishes for smaller boobs "every day of [her] life." 

"Every single day, I'm like 'Oh, man, it would be so much easier,'" she said, adding, "especially if people didn't constantly bring them up."

Uh, Kate, when you have THAT rack and you model in your underwear, they sort of become a topic of conversation all on their own, you know?

The Kate Upton GIFs below. help illustrate just how great her boobs are, BTW. So why does Kate say she wants smaller boobs? Because fashion!!

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Game of Thrones star Nikolaj Coster-Waldau is used to shooting dangerous, physically demanding scenes, but apparently nothing that he's encountered in Westeros could prepare him for being spanked by Kate Upton.

Nikolaj and Kate co-star in the upcoming romantic comedy The Other Woman, and apparently Kate beat the hell out of Nikolaj for a sex scene that didn't even make it into the final cut of the movie.

The actor best known for his role as Jamie Lannister sat down with Chelsea Handler last night and brought a photo of a giant purple bruise he was left with after Kate beat him with a belt. 

Nikolaj revealed that he asked Kate to let up but the film's director found the scene so funny that he encouraged Kate to hit harder. Harsh.

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Not all celebrities get along like peanut butter and jelly, milk and cookies, Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez.

Over the past few years, feuds have broken out in Hollywood over mental health issues; late night talk show skits; and Kim Kardashian sex tape parodies.

Who won each of these rivalries? The public, really. They were darn entertaining!

Click around below to relive the back-and-forth between Kathy and Dami, David and Bristol, Kanye and Kimmel and many other famous folks who simply don't see eye-to-eye:

13 Celebrity Feuds We Never Saw Coming
Nancy Grace wondered aloud on Twitter whether pot was to blame for a guy killing his wife. Seth Rogen replied that the anchor is a "dumbass."
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Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace

1. Seth Rogen vs. Nancy Grace

Nancy Grace wondered aloud on Twitter whether pot was to blame for a guy killing his wife. Seth Rogen replied that the anchor is a "dumbass."


Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato

2. Kathy Griffin vs. Demi Lovato

Kathy Griffin thinks Demi Lovato is the biggest "douche" in Hollywood. Lovato's fans thin Griffin should shut the eff up.


Lady Gaga vs. Perez Hilton

3. Lady Gaga vs. Perez Hilton

Lady Gaga has accused Perez of stalking her. Perez has slammed the singer for thinking she's the Queen of Twitter. Ugly stuff, people.


Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers

4. Khloe Kardashian vs. Joan Rivers

So much for Khloe's appearance on E!'s Fashion Police. The reality star snubbed the talk show host after Rivers mocked Kim Kardashian Superstar.


Selena Gomez vs. Lorde

5. Selena Gomez vs. Lorde

Lorde doesn't think Selena represents feminists very well. When you're ready come and get it? Come on, Lorde says!


Drake Bell vs. Justin Bieber

6. Drake Bell vs. Justin Bieber

Drake Bell slams Justin Bieber at every opportunity. He even wants the singer deported to Canada!


Carol Alt vs. Kate Upton

7. Carol Alt vs. Kate Upton

Carol Alt does not see what the "hullabaloo" is around Kate Upton. We question her hindsight.


David Letterman vs. Bristol Palin

8. David Letterman vs. Bristol Palin

David Letter had a lot of fun at Bristol Palin's expense when the teenager was pregnant. Some thought he crossed a line.


Jimmy Kimmel vs. Kanye West

9. Jimmy Kimmel vs. Kanye West

These two have sort of buried the hatred hatchet. But Kanye and Kimmel went at it over Twitter after the latter mocked the former.


Sinead O'Connor vs. Miley Cyrus

10. Sinead O'Connor vs. Miley Cyrus

Yes, Sinead O'Connor is still around. And her feud with Miley Cyrus actually ignited some interesting points about mental health.


Donald Trump vs. Rosie O'Donnell

11. Donald Trump vs. Rosie O'Donnell

It started in 2009 when Trump referred to O'Donnell as a "pig." She then slammed his failed marriages. Juicy stuff all around.


Chris Brown vs. Law

12. Chris Brown vs. Law

Okay, maybe this feud isn't so unexpected.


Naya Rivera vs. Lea Michele

13. Naya Rivera vs. Lea Michele

Glee stars Naya Rivera and Lea Michele are reportedly beefing.


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Kate Upton stars in The Other Woman as ... the other woman that Leslie Mann's husband is cheating with. The film features Kate Upton in a bikini.

If you're still reading this after that last statement, the plot involves a woman (Cameron Diaz) who learns that her boyfriend is married. It's a tough blow.

But when she accidentally meets the guy's wife (Leslie Mann), she realizes they have much in common, and they become unlikely friends as a result.

Then, when yet another affair is discovered (cue Kate Upton bikini action!), all three women team up to plot mutual revenge on the cheating a$$hole.

Heck, we'd watch it. Leslie Mann is hilarious and what they're saying about Kate's body in the clip below is not something you could consider untrue:

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One of the reasons we love Kate Upton, aside from the more obvious reasons, is that the model always loves to have fun and doesn't take life too seriously.

The 21-year-old, featured in Vogue's Kim Kardashian cover issue, has a blast dancing with herself - literally, twice over - on the magazine's website.

What's her secret to staying happy and fun all the time?

"What I try to do, and it took me a little while to learn, is to only do things I really believe in so that it's more of a collaboration," Kate Upton explains.

"That way, I'm not pretending to be someone I'm not."

"I'm not putting out this, 'Look at me! I'm sexy!' and then feeling like a fake, which would lead to feeling depressed and empty inside," she reveals.

For the most part, her mom and dad "understand ... it's just part of my personality, and maybe some things I took too far, but... I like being sexy."

Yeah.

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Kate Upton has a new job.

Sadly, no, she has not finally agreed to pose in Playboy.

Instead, the blonde bombshell has been selected as the new spokesperson for Bobbi Brown, a cosmetics line that clearly has very good taste.

The titular owner of this company told Robin Roberts today on Good Morning America that Upton is an “incredible, strong woman.

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