Natalie Portman Finally Dumps Devendra Banhart
Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart have reportedly split up. Please, breathe. Try to contain your shock over this devastating piece of celebrity news.
Things apparently just weren't working out between the pair, who started dating in April. Portman appeared in the video for Banhart’s song "Carmensita."
They were "just too different" to make it work, sources say.
In fact, even more officially calling it quits with Devendra, Natalie was apparently on the lookout for a replacement. She might be pointing at you, guys ...
I WANT YOU: Guys, perhaps you will be the next to see the newly-single Natalie Portman naked. Good luck. We'll be holding our collective breath over here.
Happy Birthday, Devendra Banhart!
No offense, Devendra Banhart, but if your birthday took place last month, our staff probably wouldn't have acknowledged it.
This random singer has only earned status as a celebrity gossip subject to due his relationship with Natalie Portman. But that's okay. Would anyone know who Ray J was if he didn't videotape himself giving it to Kim Kardashian?
So here's to Devendra Banhart! The Cisco Adler-lookalike turns 27 today. And he's likely receiving the best gift of all tonight: Natalie Portman nude. Enjoy, sir.
If a guy that looks like Devendra Banhart can land a gal that looks like Natalie Portman, every male out there has a chance!
Devendra Banhart and Natalie Portman: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Natalie Portman currently stars in the movie My Blueberry Nights.
From the looks of the photo below, and the celebrity gossip rumors traveling around the Internet, however, it appears as though Portman could make a new documentary entitled My Ban-berry Nights.
Indeed, Portman has been spotted around New York City, canoodling with little-known folk singer Devendra Banhart. People Magazine capture the new couple below:
Kinda cute new couple alert: Devendra Banhart and Natalie Portman.
Portman - who previously had dated Nathan Bogle - will also be making a guest appearance in Banhart's upcoming music video, "Carmensita."
Overall, we're impressed by Devendra Banhart. Portman is a quality catch for a guy that looks like Cisco Adler.
