Brooke Hogan

Brooke Hogan recently posed naked on behalf of PETA, drawing attention to the portrait of her birthday-suited self inside a cage by showing it off to her father.

And she doesn't get why people are making it such a big, sick deal!

"Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship," Brooke Tweeted yesterday. "Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!"

Two notes, Brooke:

1. I am home, thanks. I'm not even wearing sleeves right now.
2. How do you think we found out about this picture? Multiple paparazzi were called to the event and snapped photos. We wonder who alerted those photographers to this unusual happening...

In related news, Hulk Hogan's wife looks EXACTLY like his daughter.

Have you been wondering what Brooke Hogan has been up to? No? We're gonna tell you anyway.

The former reality star has posed naked for PETA as part of that lame organization's "Women in Cages" campaign. It held an event in Miami last night where numerous portraits of residents baring it all were sold, and Brooke took her dad their in honor of his 58th birthday.

Just when you thought it couldn't get creepier than Hulk marrying someone who looks like just like his daughter...

[Photos: WENN.com]

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How do you know when a video is truly disturbing?

When the singing voice of Brooke Hogan is NOT the most nauseating aspect of it. Such is the case below, as Brooke and her father film a commercial for Def Jam Rapstar.

Toward the end of the spot, which also features Hulk Hogan trying to carry a tune, the former professional wrestler whips out his penis for the camera... in front of his daughter. Even Brett Favre would agree this crosses a line:

Penis Flashing

Remember when Brooke Hogan had a reality show and was a somewhat relevant D-lister?

Now, Hulk's daughter is forced to mock Cassie's vagina and walk around Miami for attention, praying to be photographed and make headlines. So, so sad.

But Brooke turns 22 today and THG feels sorry enough for this "singer" to give her a birthday shout-out. Send in your best wishes to her right now, readers. She really, really needs them...

Finally, The Hollywood Gossip can respond to the thousands of daily letters we receive asking about Brooke Hogan's dating status:

The ultra talented singer is single.

Her rep has written in to Life & Style and confirmed Brooke's relationship with aspiring rapper Yannique Barker (aka. Stack$) is over.

"Brooke Hogan and Stack$ have split but remain friends. He was a big part of her life for a very long time, and she still cares about him and his family dearly. Brooke would like to thank her fans for their kind words and sensitivity during the breakup," the rep said.

The two got together last spring, as they were spotted strolling in Miami Beach. Stack$ also played a role on Brooke's reality show Brooke Knows Best, which, incredibly, has yet to be picked up for a new season.

May the best, most desperate man now win Hogan's affection. Good luck, everyone!

As an untalented singer, Brooke Hogan is trying to build a career on two things:

1. Her famous last name;
2. Her large breasts.

So far, so not very good.

That's why Brooke is looking to expand her repertoire and step into a few celebrity feuds in order to remain relevant.

For instance, during an interview on Sirius radio this week, she laid into Heidi Montag, Beyonce and Cassie nude photos. Here are excerpts from it:

On Heidi Montag: "I don't like Heidi Montag. I made a diss record on her."

On Beyonce: "She needs to go and make some babies and chill."

On Cassie's naked picture scandal: "Don't show it if it's not right. It's all stretched out."

WATCH THE FULL BROOKE HOGAN INTERVIEW AFTER THE JUMP.

If you are a glutton for punishment, below you can listen to Brooke Hogan's new track, entitled, "Ur Not That Hot," off of her upcoming album Judgment Day.

We're not trying to drum up controversy. She really is dissing her. The full name of the track is "Ur Not That Hot f/ Stack$ & Hollywood Jit (Heidi Montag Diss)."

The song begins with a girl impersonating Heidi Montag (who along with Spencer Pratt, recently dissed Brooke Hogan), leaving a faux message for Brooke:

"Umm. Hey Brooke, what's up. This is Heidi Montag. I just want to let you know that I'm making a record and that your record ... better watch its back. And, if you think that Stack$ is awesome, just wait for Spencer. Bye."

While it's absurd that Brooke Hogan and Stack$ are even putting out music (term used loosely), we can't object to their bashing Heidi Montag in the intro.

After all, the 'Tag is a girl who thinks 9/11 was an inside job, population control is a myth and the government is trying to control our minds. Spooky stuff.

Listen to Brooke telling Heidi "Ur Not That Hot" below ...

Brooke Hogan: Ur Not That Hot

Will the dysfunctional Hogan family ever resolve its differences?

Maybe someday. In an ideal world. But that sure isn't right now.

Brooke Hogan is still pretty sure she knows best, or at least better than her dumbass mom Linda, who's been trashing her in the media of late.

"I'm the only one with my head on straight," she says. "I don't know what's wrong with mom. Dad and brother are doing good. I'm straightforward."

In another interview with E! News, Brooke explains that it's Linda Hogan's tendency to talk about her publicly that has made her distrust her.

"The things she's said about me, and I'm like, how could I ever trust her again?" she explains, referring to Linda calling her out on her fake boobs.

"How could I ever look at her and be like, 'You kind of threw me in front of the bus in front of the whole world... Who does that to their kid?"

Brooke's been sticking to her father, Hulk Hogan's side in all the drama with Linda, despite his dating Jennifer McDaniel, who creepily looks just like her.

"I'm just looking at how my dad's treating me and how my mom's treating me, and my mom has kind of backstabbed me a couple times. I feel betrayed."

As for her mom's current boytoy, Charlie Hill, a former schoolmate of Brooke and brother Nick Hogan, Brooke doesn't have a lot to say that's positive.

Brooke Hogan really hates her mother. And for good reason.

Earlier this week, Linda Hogan went on record about her daughter's breast implants and boyfriend boning.

But there's something the musically-challenged young singer despises even more than her mom: red apples.

In a video that rivals Pittbull's pummeling of a fan, we'll let Brooke explain:

Red Apple Hater

Look, Brooke Hogan, we're trying to be on your side. Especially when it comes to your immature, insane, self-absored mother.

But it's like you're asking to be insulted with the cover for your upcoming album, "Redemption."

If your goal was to differentiate yourself from your father's girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, then we guess you succeeded. But, seriously, who thought this was a good idea?

Are you buying Brooke Hogan as a size zero angel? Neither are we.