Ashlee Simpson

Bio

Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth.

She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup, that's Ashlee Simpson's claim to fame, if you can call it that.

Sadly, it looks like you can.

The girl has actually sold millions of albums and despite having more plastic surgery than Heidi Montag, some people seem to find her attractive. Like Pete Wentz, who went so far as to knock up and marry her ass. Amazing.

Hey, if Ashlee Simpson's pimp can make this media whore into a star, who are we to complain?

And who needs to sing when you can just play a frickin' tape in the background? Perhaps we just need to give the talentless hack a break and accept her for what she is. Nah, that'd be no fun. You shall get no free ride from us, Ashlee Simpson. Hack!

Gossip

No One on Melrose Place Likes Ashlee Simpson (11/4/2009)
Ashlee Simpson's personal behavior on the set of Melrose Place was even worse than her acting, according to reports.

Jessica Simpson Tweets: Melrose Place is Crap (11/2/2009)
Jessica Simpson supports her little sister Ashlee, despite her terrible acting, after Melrose Place cut her loose.

Ashlee Simpson Evicted From Melrose Place (10/22/2009)
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has gotten the pink slip from the CW's remake of Melrose Place. Hard to say it's a bad move.

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All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.

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Rating: 5.8 / 10

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