Ashlee Simpson

Bio

Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth.

She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup, that's Ashlee Simpson's claim to fame, if you can call it that.

Sadly, it looks like you can.

The girl has actually sold millions of albums and despite having more plastic surgery than Heidi Montag, some people seem to find her attractive. Like Pete Wentz, who went so far as to knock up and marry her ass. Amazing.

Hey, if Ashlee Simpson's pimp can make this media whore into a star, who are we to complain?

And who needs to sing when you can just play a frickin' tape in the background? Perhaps we just need to give the talentless hack a break and accept her for what she is. Nah, that'd be no fun. You shall get no free ride from us, Ashlee Simpson. Hack!

Gossip

Ashlee Simpson Featured in Women's Health (11/16/2009)
Ashlee Simpson talks about her career, or what's left of it, as well as her sis Jessica in the new issue of Women's Health.

Coming, Then Going: Ashlee Simpson Nude on Melrose Place! (11/13/2009)
Ashlee Simpson is going out with a bang on Melrose Place. Specifically, Colin Egglesfield is going to do the honors.

Ashlee Simpson to Give Fashion a Try (11/12/2009)
Running out of career moves, Ashlee Simpson is turning to a fashion line. Somehow we imagine it'll be a hit.

Quotes

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.

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