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Oh, Ashlee Simpson, ye of little worth.

She is Jessica's annoying, less hot, talentless, plastic surgery-loving little sister. Woo! Yup, that's Ashlee Simpson's claim to fame, if you can call it that.

Sadly, it looks like you can.

The girl has actually sold millions of albums and despite having more plastic surgery than Heidi Montag, some people seem to find her attractive. Like Pete Wentz, who went so far as to knock up and marry her ass. Amazing.

Hey, if Ashlee Simpson's pimp can make this media whore into a star, who are we to complain?

And who needs to sing when you can just play a frickin' tape in the background? Perhaps we just need to give the talentless hack a break and accept her for what she is. Nah, that'd be no fun. You shall get no free ride from us, Ashlee Simpson. Hack!

Gossip

Joe Simpson Developing Comedy Based on His Life (2/5/2010)
Jessica and Ashlee Simpson's dad Joe is apparently developing a reality show. About himself, not them.

Joe Simpson Defends No-Talent Hack Daughters (12/2/2009)
Ashlee and Jessica's back? He's got it.Joe Simpson is not about to take criticism of his prize employees sitting down.

Jessica Simpson to Perez Hilton: Leave Ashlee and Bronx Mowgli Alone! (11/23/2009)
Perez Hilton had some harsh words for Ashlee Simpson over the weekend. Jessica Simpson is coming to her defense.

Quotes

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard.

This Girl is F%*king Terrible

Vitals

Full Name: Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz
Birthplace: Dallas, Texas
Age: 25
Birthday: October 3, 1984

Rating: 6.4 / 10

Pictures

Foxy as RoxyAsh Simps

Videos

NOH8 Campaign PSAAshlee Simpson Melrose Place Trailer

Related Stars

Father: Joe Simpson
Husband: Pete Wentz

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