No one wants to see these selfies, people. Can we put an end to them now please?
The “Don’t Look At Me Because I’m a Mess But I’m Actually Very Pretty” Selfie
You’re good looking. Accept it. Don’t rub in the face of others how you can still attract guys, even when your face is literally blue.
The Coffee Selfie
You went to Starbucks?!? That’s amazing! Please, tell us more.
The Foot Selfie
Unless there’s like 13 toes on one of these feet, this is never anything special.
The Pet Selfie
Yes, your cat or dog is cute. But never as cute to others as he or she is to you.
The Engagement Ring Selfie
Oh, you got a giant ring from the love of your life? Good to know. We’ll now return to our pint of Ben & Jerry’s.
The Salon Selfie
Even worse? The DOUBLE salon selfie.
The Gym Selfie
Unless you’re name is Justin Bieber… actually, we take that back: ESPECIALLY if you’re name is Justin Bieber.
The “Look at My Outfit” Selfie
Unless you’re a toddler, this is never interesting or funny or impressive.
The “Look How Cute We Are!” Selfie
Come on. Isn’t your Relationship Status enough? Color us “#notsoexcited.”
The Mirror Selfie
WHOA! Everything is in reverse!
The EXTREME Close-Up Selfie
Back away from the camera. Back far, far, far away from the camera.
The “I’m Having So Much Fun!” Selfie
In all seriousness, this does not look like fun.
The Vacation Selfie
If you’re taking pictures of yourself on vacation, how much fun could you really be having there? Show us some actual sights!
New Father Selfie
Yes, this new father just snapped a selfie at the same time his wife was giving birth. So wrong or so funny?