Parenting books shouldn't be written by just anybody. Here are 11 dumb Alicia Silverstone Kind Mama quotes from her new parenting book.
1. On Your Vagina
Your chichi is the most absorbent part of your body.
2. On Tampons
Feminine-care manufacturers aren't required to tell you what's in their products, which means that no one's talking about the potential pesticide residues from non-organic cotton and the 'fragrances' containing hormone-upsetting, fertility-knocking phthalates that are snuggling up to your hoo-ha.
3. On Loving Your Body
Listen to what your body really needs and then relax into the yumminess of it all.
4. On Getting Pregnant
Eat well, get healthy, then ditch all the planning and trying and just let it flow. There's no better way to make a baby than with yummy, soulful sex!
5. On Eating Kind Foods
Kind foods supercharge fertility; reduce your likelihood of miscarriage; infuse breast milk with all kinds of nutrient goodness that make your kids smart and healthy; and help stave off diseases like cancer, heart disease, diabetes.
6. On Eating Kind Foods Again
[Kind foods] can demolish your need for pharmaceutical drugs, especially for the treatment of things like depression, type 2 diabetes, and hypertension.