The U.S. presidential election will be decided today. That's a very big deal.
This poll? Not so much.
But we've come up with some great celebrity tickets that we'd love to see run. Tell us which of the following tandems you'd support in a White House bid ...
Who would you vote for?
On Dancing with the Stars this season, Brooke Burke is doing more than okay. The model/television personality has been the show's favorite since its first week.
Burke recently sat down with celebrity gossip tabloid OK! to discuss the series. Here are highlights from the interview:
What's it like competing on Dancing with the Stars?
It's scary. We're pushing our bodies to the limit. I had no idea what I was getting into. I've never felt this sore! I've been getting massages and taking a lot of Epsom salt baths.
Rarely clothed, Brooke Burke dons many layers for this photo shoot.
Did you expect to do this well?
No. [Derek Hough] and I are a great team. Fortunately, we're able to communicate our feelings, which has made us stronger.
We've been doing well in the competition, but when the judges say I was born to dance and it looks so natural -- none of this is coming naturally! I have a really hard time remembering the choreography, and it gets frustraing for Derek.
Will you have more kids?
I feel like my family is complete and they all need so much right now. I've had great pregnancies, and healthy, beautiful children. It would almost feel greedy to keep going, but I never say never.
As we've covered over the last couple weeks, pictures of Brooke Burke nude - and getting VERY cozy with some guy - have created controversy over the selection of this model for the seventh season of Dancing with the Stars.
Still, as the photo below proves, the television personality is ready to show viewers what she has on the dance floor, as opposed the bedroom.
Here she is in her first Dancing with the Stars promotional photo, posing alongside partner Derek Hough:
As previously noted, Brooke Burke is a new cast member on Dancing with the Stars - and she's naked a lot!
It's one thing for this television host/model to have posed in Playboy (so has fellow Dancing Star, Kim Kardashian). But Brooke has posed for at least one photo shoot that goes far beyond simply taking one's clothes off.
FOLLOW THIS ARTICLE'S JUMP NOW TO SEE MORE CONTROVERSIAL BROOKE BURKE PHOTOS...
Now that the official Dancing with the Stars season seven cast has been announced, we have to ask:
Is the show courting controversy in order to increase ratings?
Unlike American Idol - whose popularity sagged last year, leading to the hiring of Kara DioGuardi as a fourth judge - Dancing with the Stars doesn't appear to need a shake-up. Nevertheless, we can't help but wonder what the producers were thinking for two reasons:
Indeed, two of the quasi celebrities chosen for the upcoming season are famous almost solely due to their penchant for getting naked. Each has appeared in Playboy and one has gotten absolutely railed by Ray J on tape.
While the latter fact may make Kardashian seem like the more controversial selection, follow this article's jump now to see just how down and dirty Brooke Burke has gotten in the past...
Brooke Burke is pissed.
Celebrity gossip sites such as, well, ours, have been touting other beautiful women for weeks now. There's the love affair we've had with Tricia Helfer nude, for starters.
There's also been a lot of talk about British beauties such as Katie Price and Lucy Pinder. But can you blame us?
These women traversed the ocean, took their clothes off and - in the case of Keeley Hazell - made sex tapes for all to enjoy. It was our moral obligation to write about them.
As for attractive Americans, granted, we may have given too much attention to Toastee Toof. But Brooke can't get mad that we've given attention to Kristine Lefebvre; the lawyer took her clothes of for Playboy in order to raise awareness about cervical cancer. That's a great cause.
Anyway, Burke finally had enough. She recently posed for Razor magazine in black lingerie just to prove one thing: David Charvet is one lucky man.
The Hollywood Gossip knows not every reader wants to spend hours picking through the news of the day.
Sometimes, you just want beauty and you want it right away. Hence, our presentation of Jennifer Garner pictures.
There was also the time we got right to the point with Anne Hathaway.
Now, it's time to sit back and admire the beauty that is Brooke Burke. She certainly knows how to wear a bikini. We apologize to hubby David Charvet for just putting his wife out there like this.
But we think he'll get over it when he goes home to this looker tonight.
 
Rock Star: Supernova host Brooke Burke has other things on her mind aside from choosing the next Chris Daughtry.
The beauty her fiancé, former Baywatch star David Charvet, welcomed their first child on Monday at St. John's hospital in Santa Monica, California.
Her name is Heaven Rain Charvet. She weighs 6 pounds, 8 ounces and 18 3/4 inches long. Seems to us that this newborn and the baby son of Matt Lauer, Thijs, would be a match made in ... nevermind.
"Mother and baby are doing very well and are now resting comfortably at home," Burke's rep said. "Everything went well with the delivery, and Rain looks just like her mother."
According to a source, Burke and Charvet chose the name because "rain grows everything."
Perhaps Ellen Pompeo should go stand under some in that case. She could grow a shrinking waistline.
The two, who have been friends for several years, began dating in 2005 and became engaged in August of 2006. The new parents plan to marry this spring.
Charvet told Us Magazine: "I am the happiest man alive!
But the dude in this Katie Rees picture might have something to say about that.
It wasn't enough that David Charvet and Brooke Burke had to make the committment that Jennifer Anistion and Vince Vaughn seem incapable of.
They had to get pregnant at the same time.
Indeed, the former Baywatch star and current host of Rock Star: Supernova are engaged AND expecting their first child together. Charvet proposed during a "summertime party" he threw on Saturday night, Burke told People magazine.
"It was a total surprise," she says. "It was all very romantic."
Charvet, whom Burke refers to as her "best friend," gave his new fiancée an eternity band engagement ring because "it's forever," explains Burke, adding that the two of them (who are both 34) have known each other for years â" but started dating last year, during Rock Star: Inxs.
But, wait, marriage is "forever?" No one told Heather Mills this!
At the time, Burke had just split from husband Garth Fisher, a plastic surgeon featured on ABC's Extreme Makeover. She and Garth have two daughters â" Neriah, 6, and Sierra, 4. Burke says her two kids love Charvet and the older one "knows we're happy."
