Sure, that sounds like a good way to spend your money.
The world's most loved-up couple at the moment, Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani are reportedly (probably not) planning a $2 million wedding on Shelton's Oklahoma ranch.
According to Life & Style, the "VIP" guest list includes people from Hollywood, Nashville and abroad.
“Gwen wants a corn maze and carnival rides, plus okra, smoked meats and barbecue," a source told the magazine.
"The dress code will be ‘Southern dressy-casual,’ like plaids, flip-flops and nice jeans."
Considering what Shelton wore to the Vanity Fair Oscar party, I'd say this is the only accurate sentence in the entire story.
Also mentioned is how furious Shelton's ex-wife, Miranda Lambert is about a wedding taking place at Shelton's ranch, as well as Stefani's alleged stealing of her country style.
I can't with these people.
Last week, Shelton and Stefani's romance made People's cover, and sources claim that a wedding is deffo going to happen.
"They seem too perfect for each other for it to just be fluke," one insider said.
"For now, they seem happy with their relationship, but Blake is old-fashioned and a future engagement seems very possible."
Last night, a Shelton fan Instagram'd a photo of Stefani watching her man perform inside Nashville's Bridgestone area.
"@blakeshelton ... Is that @gwenstefani we spy watching you perform tonight in Nashville!!" @gatormom333 wrote.
"Maybe," Shelton said with a winky face emoji.
You kids keep me young.