Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom: Totally Hooking Up!

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For over a year now, we've been hearing rumors that Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom are hooking up, and frankly, we never believed it.

After all, Orlando is the guy who took a swing at Justin Bieber for allegedly having sex with his ex-wife. It would just be too perfect if Bloom turned around and banged Justin's ex. At least that's what we thought until we saw these pics:

Selena Gomez with Orlando Bloom
Selena Gomez Birthday Shout-Out

They may look innocent enough, but allow us to explain why these photos serve as evidence that Selena and Orlando are totes doin' it.

First, there's the picture on the left that shows Selena and Orlando celebrating his birthday together.

Naturally, it got the rumor mill churning, and neither party came forward to issue a "just friends" statement.

In fact, Selena followed it up by posting the photo on the right with an...interesting caption.

"Happy bday Orly -celebrate kindness and who you are," Selena wrote.

Not exactly a public promise of birthday sex, but come on - "Orly?" 

Cutesy nicknames like that are strictly for people who are knockin' boots. If that's not a law, it should be.

Okay, so we don't have incontrovertible proof these two are sexing each other, but last we checked, this isn't Making a Murderer and Selena's not Steven Avery. 

So just throw your reasonable doubt out the window and take our word for it: She's doing the Bloom!

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Selena Gomez Biography

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Selena Gomez is a Disney Channel star. She appears on the hit show Wizards of Waverly Place and is considered by many fans to be "the... More »
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Selena Marie Gomez

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I'm kind of lame. I prefer quiet evenings at home, hanging out with my family.

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