Are Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton having a baby to save their marriage, the #1 foolproof solution to any relationship that’s at a make or break juncture?
According to a new tabloid report, at least. One they are likely laughing about as we speak, as that seems to be their custom every time such a rumor emerges.
Life & Style claims that this plan was devised after Blake Shelton’s alleged cheating confession and the constant stress of the couple growing apart.
Blake and Miranda are rarely seen together in public. That much is true and well documented, as he’s in L.A. with The Voice half the year as she tours.
Well, Lambert is reportedly desperate and planning to get pregnant to save her marriage to Blake, and it’s unclear from this if he’s in on this plan or not.
Is he game? Or will she pull the goalie, if you know what we mean?!
NOTE: We mean effing with her birth control and not telling him.
The idea that the duo having a kid would bring them closer together and prolong their marriage is absurd, of course, as it would only add stress to their lives.
Then again, the entire report is pretty absurd in itself.
Also in this celebrity gossip publication this week, we learn about Demi Moore’s plastic surgery revelations and Juan Pablo Galavis’ fight with Nikki Ferrell.
If you watch Couples Therapy online but don’t read the Internet, you might think they were doing alright. Alas, they broke up, which was totes inevitable.
Finally, the pregnant Kate Middleton is having a girl, supposedly. Even when they likely don’t know what gender they’re having this time either, L&S knows!