Jessica Simpson Shows Off Insane Cleavage to Sell Jessica Simpson Signature Fragrance

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Jessica Simpson looks absolutely phenomenal these days, and she knows it. Everything this girl says, wears and does turns to pure Internet gold.

It's been a great run for a woman who couldn't always make that claim, having cranked out two kiddos and been trolled about her weight more than once.

Now that she's rocking the best body of her career, she's putting it to work - and not just for Eric Johnson. The hotness is shilling for Jessica's fragrance.

Jessica Simpson: The Signature Fragrance has released a new video ad, and the product's #1 selling feature is on display, hoping to boost sales.

That's the only thing here that needs boosting. Just saying.

In the spot, the 34-year-old radiates in a beaded gown, showcasing her blond locks and flawless physique and making you wish you could smell her.

Not her fragrance necessarily, just her. Very close to you.

While many celebrity fragrances probably smell terrible, this just goes to show that it's all about the brand. And in this case, the brand is at an all-time peak.

Yes, Jessica Simpson's cleavage is one of the wonders of this world. We hope she will continue sharing it with the web for many, many years to come.


So she is what, 50-something now judging by how close her "cleavage" is to her waist.

@ jeltez42

It's an ad for a plastic surgeon who specializes in breastlifts. He hired Jessica's sagging chesticles as the before picture.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Not a Major Movie Star By Any Means
Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson