Celebrities know about as much about perfume as kids know about walkmans.
Still, this hasn't prevented an onslaught of famous people from coming out with their own fragrances.
Everyone from boy band members to Material Girls to former Ray J sex tape partners have attached their names to specific scents.
These sponsored bottles cost more than the average cologne, but, hey, at least you can brag to your friends that you're wearing something Jennifer Lopez may have one given approval of. That's worth something...we guess.
Herewith, we present 17 Celebrity Fragrances That Probably Smell Terrible... and also cost a pretty penny.