Jennifer Aniston's baby dreams have been shattered. Shattered.
Even by its nearly non-existent standards, the SHOCKING NEWS from In Touch Weekly in its new cover story is patently ridiculous, even a little offensive.
Jen's "happiness turns to heartbreak," the cover proclaims, with an arrow pointing to an alleged "baby bump" with the implication that she miscarried.
Yes, they've reached the point of making up miscarriages for her.
Now 45 years old, and still childless despite all her success in life, she tearfully admitted (according to this gossip rag) that "I'm never going to be a mom."
Throw in that sad-looking stock photo and BOOM. So powerful.
We don't even want to KNOW what happened during the "emotional moment she told Justin," who may or may not have been cheating with Liv Tyler.
BTW: Like the Jennifer Aniston pregnant chatter, that's B.S. too.
In case you were wondering how Jen's baby dreams worked out in the past, scroll through this impressive, totally accurate gallery of tabloid covers: