Delusional Teen Mom alum Farrah Abraham continues to impress us with the sheer number of patently insane things she will say in a public forum.
It gets particularly crazy when she focuses on current events, whether they pertain to her or not. Case in point: Hank Baskett and Kendra Wilkinson‘s marriage!
Asked why people should try her sex toy line, Farrah said, “Sex toys are a healthy thing. I think too many people don’t get sex toys. They go off the deep end with partners."
"I think of Hank Baskett right now. I heard Kendra and him are having some troubles. I think this might help. I think cheating is bad, sex toys are good.”
While we appreciate the sentiment, Farrah might want to consider that Hank's alleged paramour, Ava London, is a transsexual with a penis.
Her sex toy line includes a mold of Abraham's vagina. He may not be interested if he's turning to Ava for mutual hand relief, but that's just us speculating.
Farrah is quick to remind us, in any case, of the difference between sex tapes and porn and the fact that the "sex stuff" is totally in the past for her.
When she's not talking about it non-stop, that is. To say Farrah contradicts herself with mixed messages would be the understatement of all time.
It wasn't as titillating as I thought it would be with someone as attractive as Kim. If I ever did a sex tape, I'd want better quality footage for sure.
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I'd certainly woken up and realized Jimmy Heinz wasn't who I wanted him to be. He was a 36-year-old porn star. Who had tried to do things outside of porn but would only ever be known for the use of his dick.
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I felt some pain, but I was a sex warrior and I moaned louder to get Jimmy more aroused. I knew I shouldn't have been tricking myself into not feeling pain, what with my period and incisions.
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I pulled my panties to the side, exposing my pink flesh to the audience, and slid the dildo inside of me. It was cool, smooth and a completely different sensation from a cyberskin vibrator or a real cock.
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I was not surrounded by crazy people with a psychopath's fingers in my vagina. There was no way this was happening. It had to be a nightmare and I'd wake up in a moment.
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Sex stuff aside, Abraham is turning her attention to her restaurant, Froco Fresh Frozen, whose website was hacked with Farrah porn pics last week.
She blamed Fox News (seriously, and matter-of-factly) for this.
Asked why she called the network out for hacking her on Twitter, she said, “I don’t know but I’m like, how is it odd that Fox News knew about it before I even did?
"I was doing a radio tour and someone was like, ‘So Fox News just said your website’s hacked.’ I’m like, ‘What?’ And so that’s just very odd."
"I say whoever tipped it off first, they’re responsible.”
So let's get this straight for a second ... whomever is the first to break a story is thus responsible for the story and likely perpetrated the act involved?
With logic like that, it's hard to argue with her.
I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.
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I feel like if I can't show my true self, and if I can't explore who I am, then it would be lying to myself and I would stunt my growth. So if I feel like opening up a restaurant, opening up a gentlemen's club, opening up a children's clothing store, and doing songs, books, everything that I feel like doing, I'm going to do it. It suits me well.
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I think moving on in my future and in my career that is something that I am proud of at the same time I'm using it as a positive rather than a negative, which is hard to deal with at times.
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I just want to bring great prices and better products to the world and be creative all at the same time, and I think that's what I'm good at business-wise. That's Farrah. If you know me, that's me.
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Against all odds of everybody else telling me not to sell it, not to do it or whatever - it was already out, it was already going to be out there for free, so I made a business deal out of it. I'm smart, and I'm happy that I did that.
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I am not a porn star, I'm going to be done doing adult gentlemen's clubs and exotica expos soon you know. At first I loved doing that, meeting new fans that appreciated me as being on Teen Mom and having a sex video that was out. Now I feel like it's gotten too far and I just kinda want to be done with that. I think going out and doing some of these things are fun, but when it gets to a point when itâs not fun, it's more distracting, I'm not about that anymore.
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I have friends who are in the adult entertainment industry, and that is something that they make their full income off of. That is what they dedicated their life to. And if thatâs your choice that's fine. Personally, making a sex tape, and that's all I've ever done, that's not being a porn star. I live a very different life. I canât help what the public perceives.
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You're very close with [fans], so in that aspect, in that light, I think it's only helped me be more honest and a hardworking person because I have more going on than my personal life, I have a professional life. So that's how I feel about that.
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[On James Deen] I don't need to talk negatively about someone because I have nothing good to say. He should really just get out of the porn industry because things have gotten to his head, he disrespects women, and his penis is small. I haven't seen many but his definitely was not big.
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[To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection.
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