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Another week, another set of dates for Andi Dorfman and her bachelors. This week will take them to Brussels where they'll spend some time in the ruins of a castle.

Will the date signal ruin for one man's relationship with Andi? The Bachelorette spoilers might help you out with that answer, but feel free to keep reading if that's more your style.

Nick starts the week in Belgium by acting like a giant douche when the guys arrive at their hotel and he tells them all, and Chris Harrison, that he's "tired of these man chats" and says in a camera interview that he's the one who will end up with Andi and he can't imagine her choosing anyone else.

He gets a comeuppance when Marcus gets the first one on one date card and someone drops the F word.

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July marks the 20th anniversary of the release of Forrest Gump. The Tom Hanks film that's come to be regarded as a modern classic was one of the biggest box office smashes of the 1990s and went on to win six Academy Awards, including Best Picture.

Catchphrases such as, "Stupid is as stupid does," and, "Life is like a box of chocolates," are among the most oft-quoted lines in the history of cinema.

While A-listers such as Tom Hanks and Sally Field remain very much in the public eye, we figured this milestone anniversary of the beloved film would be a good time to check in on what all of the principal players have been up to in the two decades since Forrest Gump first hit theaters:

Tom Hanks
Hanks has gone on to maintain his title as one of the most beloved and bankable stars in Hollywood. He's now racked up an astonishing 5 Oscar nominations with 2 wins.

Some of the film's marquee names have gone on to reign supreme amongst critics and audiences alike (both Hanks and Fields have Oscars in the years since), while others quickly faded into obscurity (Remember Haley Joel Osment?)

But whatever turns their careers took in the years that followed, we're sure all the cast crew of Gump regard the film as the most pleasant unexpected surprise of their careers. A cherry cordial amidst almond nougats, if you will.

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It will be an especially merry Christmas for Matthew Richenthal and Katherine Sage this year, very reliable sources confirm to THG exclusively, as the East Grand Rapids couple is expecting its first child.

The baby, whose gender will be discovered via Ultrasound in a few weeks, will be the first of its kind for Mr. Richenthal and Dr. Sage. 

He (or "SHE!" Sage says) is due on December 24.

Hot couple!

"I'm excited," Richenthal said between bites of a muffin, pointing to his wife and adding: "Pretty soon, Hot Mama will be more than just a store at the mall where confused teenagers go to shop and try to act all cool and different and retro and stuff."

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Class, incredibly, will be back in session this fall at Greendale Community College.

Yahoo stunned Community fans in the best possible way this afternoon, announcing that it has reached a deal with Sony Television to air 13 episodes of the now-former NBC sitcom on Yahoo Screen later this year.

The critically-beloved, ratings-challenged series was canceled by NBC in May.

Community Cast

"I am very pleased that Community will be returning for its predestined sixth season on Yahoo,” said creator Dan Harmon, who will once again. “I look forward to bringing our beloved NBC sitcom to a larger audience by moving it online. I vow to dominate our new competition. Rest easy, Big Bang Theory. Look out, Bang Bus.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been Simpsons-ized.

An artist named aleXsandro Palombo has unveiled a series of photos that depict the newlyweds as animated characters.

Palombo - a contemporary artist, activist, illustrator and painter - rendered the following images based on classic Kimye shots, such as the Kim Kardashian Playboy spread from years ago and the iconic Kimye Vogue cover.

There's also a fun take on the infamous Kim booty selfie, along with a rather hideous version of little North West.

Click around now and take note: Palombo has now actual connection to The Simpsons, nor will the couple be appearing on the Fox hit. Thank goodness.

Kim and Kanye Naked
NSFW Alert! Artist aleXsandro Palombo has rendered Kim Kardashian and Kanye West naked in this cool picture.

by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Kylie Jenner knows Instagram.

Just yesterday Kylie posted a bikini selfie that drew attention from every corner of the Internet.

Most of it was chatter about how inappropriate it is for a 16-year-old girl to be displaying her body online like that, but the fact remains - Kylie knows how to capture the spotlight.

Willow Smith, on the other hand, is new to Instagram, so it stands to reason that she's recruited her friend Kylie to help coach her on how to amass followers and grow up way, way too fast.

Willow Smith and Kylie Jenner

That's Kylie and Willow getting their Insta' on, and - thank God - they're both standing upright and fully clothed.

She may be a newcomer to the world of online photo sharing, but Willow is certainly no stranger to controversial pics:

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Miley Cyrus' dog died back in April, setting off a downward spiral of depression for the singer that had many fans concerned for her wellbeing.

After word got out that Miley's dog was killed by a coyote, much of the concern turned to outrage, and some of Miley's Twitter followers accused her of being an unfit pet owner.

Miley's new dog Emu was all over her Instagram page over the weekend (It's actually her second new dog since the coyote attack. She gave the first away, feeling that it was "too soon."), and while she's clearly in love, she wants to make sure everyone knows she hasn't forgotten about the dear, departed Floyd:

That's a video that Miley took of a wall in her house that serves as a shrine to Floyd.

Regardless of how you feel about Miley's abilities as a pet owner, certainly everyone can agree that the shrine video is kinda sweet, but more than a little creepy.

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It's safe to say a significant majority of parents out there are sick and tired of Frozen.

But it's even safer to say that the father featured in the following video is part of the minority. The very loud and very awesome minority, that is.

In footage that's as basic as it is awesome, Billy leads daughter Blakely in a lively rendition of "Let It Go," encouraging the toddler to get really into the song and happily showing her how it's done.

NOTE: The mother filming this impressive duet ensures us that it took place in a parking lot. So put away that child safety concern, sit back... and enjoy!

As this Frozen parody makes clear, not all dads are as enthusiastic about the Disney smash as Billy.

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Billy Unger joined an unfortunately non-exclusive club.

The 18-year old Disney actor is the latest employee of this company to be arrested for a substance abuse-related offense, as TMZ reports Unger was pulled over late Saturday night on suspicion of drunk driving.

Billy Unger Picture

The Lab Rats star blew a .08, which is just barely the legal limit… but special, harsh rules apply California drivers under the age of 21.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together, but apparently someone forgot to tell Justin.

The Biebs hung out with models Chantel Jeffries and Catherine Paiz over the weekend and the threesome three friends posted some seriously suggestive selfies.

  • Justin Bieber With Chantel Jeffries
  • Justin Bieber Crotch Selfie

On the left, that's Justin lying down with the two women, and knowing what a classy gentleman he is, we're sure he snapped this photo, wished the ladies a pleasant evening, and escorted them home. 

Just kidding, he totally banged both of them.

Normally, the fact that Bieber is sleazing his way into another model's pants wouldn't be news, but given that Justin and Selena started doing cocaine together again just last week, we think it's a little soon for him to be spreading his diseases elsewhere.

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