Rob Kardashian: I Know I'm Fat, Shut Up About It!

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Recent photos of Rob Kardashian have shown the male model (at least that's what his Wikipedia page says) looking significantly heavier than usual.

Reportedly, Rob is bringing a personal trainer to Paris as part of a last-ditch effort to try and slim down in time for his sister Kim's highly-publicized wedding.

Of course, Rob is probably aware that a few days of working out is unlikely to melt off many pounds, so he's preemptively firing shots at critics who are likely to disparage his appearance at the the Wedding of the Century.

"So I found out I was trending for being fat," Rob sarcastically joked on Twitter today. "Thank you all, it really made my day."

Showing that he's maintained his sense of humor during his recent ordeal, Rob later tweeted, "To the blogs saying I went to fat camp or rehab, LOL. Then why am I still fat u fools??? Y'all must have run out of real news."

Sadly, it seems the same genes that have given Kim and Khloe Kardashian giant butts that helped make them famous have simply caused Rob to fill out all over as he's aged, but we commend the sole Kardashian male for squeezing some laughs out of what must be a pretty humiliating situation.

Hey, maybe Rob's got a future in stand-up! He could turn out to be the only Kardashian with talent!

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no, you lazy fat *ss.
JUST LOOSE WEIGHT & START SPORTING/WORKING!!

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