Apparently "conscious uncoupling" is a longer process than any of us realized.
According to a new report from TMZ, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are still living together, despite having announced their separation back in March.
The cohabitation revelation came in the form of leaked court documents related to a crazed fan who's been stalking Gwyneth for years, at one point even making his way into her home.
Understandably, Gwyneth has filed for a restraining order against her stalker. Less understandable is the fact that the petition lists Chris as one of the protected parties and includes a handwritten note indicating that Martin lived with Paltrow.
The news that Paltrow and Martin are still living under the same roof is particularly surprising in the wake of a report that Martin is officially dating Alexa Chung, a British model with whom he allegedly cheated on Gwyneth while he was still married.
Naturally, questions are being raised as to whether or not Paltrow and Martin are attempting a reconciliation or a "thoughtful harmonization" as they probably call it.
We can only imagine how confused Gwyneth and Chris' children are over their parents attempts to win the record for world's most drawn-out separation. Bad enough they named the kids Apple and Moses, now they're dragging them through this!
I've learned more about myself being married than anything else. I hate to say, "We've got it worked out," because you never know what's going to happen, but we laugh, we're good friends, we like to do the same stuff.
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