The following video is more painful to watch than getting shot nine times.
On hand to promote an upcoming concert at Citi Field, 50 Cent threw out the ceremonial first pitch at last night's New York Mets-Pittsburgh Pirates games.
And, to quote a certain pretend baseball announcer, the attempt was juuuust a bit outside.
Watch the disastrous effort now:
Perhaps Fiddy was out partying too hard in da club the night before.
But even if so... there's no excuse for this nonsense.
Here's a look at a few other famous folks who shouldn't trade their day jobs for the pitching mound either: