Juan Pablo Galavis is feeling hurt, used and embarrassed, apparently, following ABC's release of a poster for The Bachelorette featuring Andi Dorfman.
The clever teaser for the May 19 season features a beaming Andi plucking petals from a red rose alongside the caption, "She's looking for the right one."
"One" is written out in red, of course, after "Juan" is totally crossed off:
Even a self-obsessed douche knows when he's disliked, and in Juan Pablo's case, he's probably fine with it. But by rubbing it in his face, ABC pissed him off.
He's "embarrassed" and feels "used" after becoming a punchline. Aww.
Nikki Ferrell won the final rose, to the envy of ... pretty much no one.
Dorfman, who became a legend after putting the former soccer player in his place and peacing out of the show in epic fashion, is in charge this time around.
The poster was plays upon the fact that Andi is tied to Juan Pablo both by making it almost to the end as a love interest and for the way she bounced.
Considering how he treated some of the women on the show - and the fact that as people insulting him goes, this is pretty tame - he may want to chill.
Sure, it must be annoying (for him) that ABC uses his (truly terrible) reputation to spur interest in The Bachelorette, but deal with it dude. Eesss okay!
You made your bed, now go lay in it with Nikki Ferrell until she realizes you will never say I love you or propose, no matter how sexy your accent is.
Relive Andi's tremendous dispatching of Juan Pablo below: