Farrah Abraham: "Blowin'" Lyrics and Smoke Like a BOSS!

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Farrah Abraham is "Blowin'" up all over the Internet, thanks to her latest video ... which surprisingly, given the name and her filthy past, is not a sex tape.

Needless to say, the speed with which the Farrah Abraham "Blowin'" video went viral was impressive. Also needless to say? The video is beyond terrible.

The imagery as well as the self-written words made for a truly mind "Blowin'" experience, one which can be summed up best in these seven memes:

Sexuality, Ability
Be better then normal and use your appearance, sexuality and ability to blow their minds.

Say what you will about Farrah (and we'll say plenty), she keeps us talkin'.

The girl certainly has a way of keepin' herself relevant, in her own uniquely bizarre way, even if her grammar is on par with your average fifth grader.

It's impressive how she's overcome obvious intellectual shortcomings and a penchant for pathologically lying, really. You almost have to give her credit.

In the video, the single mom is clad in a billowy dress, holding toddler Sophia in the park, snappin’ selfies with fans at the club and dishin' out wisdom. 

Watch the video for yourself after the jump. It's that unreal ...

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Must be a generation gap thing. Have no clue who she is? But then it took me a long time and a constant barrage of the Kardashians to know who they were. Guess this chick not going away either.

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Katrashian #2.
She has one more sex tape the professional nobody with the huge caboose . And she can sing better than the professional nobody with the huge caboose.

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@ good_idea

Yeah ... But she doesn't have that amazing huge caboose. And she's not nearly as pretty as kim. They're both famous for nothing though. Ur right. But that caboose is amazing.

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Omg... A celebrity she's not. She needs to quit dreaming. As for her voice my god. She sounds like her nose is clogged and she repeats the same line over and over. She has no talent... And I mean no talent! I guess she has to keep trying thinking something will make her famous one day.