Kids. They say the darndest things, whether they're aware of it or not.
Even when they're not asked to say all the bad words they know, the small humans who live with us come up with some true gems, day in and day out.
Equally hilarious? Some of the parents who relay these experiences.
We're grateful for children and the joy they bring to our lives, and equally appreciative of the effort parents put in (as well as the technology that connects us).
If it weren't for Twitter, moms and dads would obviously get by just fine, but it's much easier these days to connect with others to commiserate or spread the love.
Click below to laugh/cry along with them in 140 characters or less.