Forget the Kim Kardashian sex tape, folks.
This is the video you positively need to watch.
A young tourist was recently out for a walk across the Japanese island of Okunoshima when she ran into more rabbits than Justin Bieber has joints in his tour bus.
The bunnies are tame and friendly and have taken up residence on Okunoshima because a few were brought there many years ago when the Japanese wanted to test mustard gas.
We're not kidding. This footage is totally bananas (totally carrots?). Whatever you want to call it, stop what you're doing and watch the video now:
Whatever's happening out there, those bunnies appear to be reproducing like ... well, you know. At least they appear cute and nice enough. BUT FOR HOW LONG?!
This makes these crazy cat videos seem tame by comparison, huh?