Forget the Kim Kardashian sex tape, folks.
This is the video you positively need to watch.
A young tourist was recently out for a walk across the Japanese island of Okunoshima when she ran into more rabbits than Justin Bieber has joints in his tour bus.
The bunnies are tame and friendly and have taken up residence on Okunoshima because a few were brought there many years ago when the Japanese wanted to test mustard gas.
We're not kidding. This footage is totally bananas (totally carrots?). Whatever you want to call it, stop what you're doing and watch the video now:
Whatever's happening out there, those bunnies appear to be reproducing like ... well, you know. At least they appear cute and nice enough. BUT FOR HOW LONG?!
This makes these crazy cat videos seem tame by comparison, huh?
1. Cat Licks Vacuum Cleaner, Holds it Like Bong
Check out this awesome video of a cat licking a vacuum cleaner, and holding it like a bong.
2. Cat Attacks Woman in Snow
You gotta see what happens when this woman kicks snow in a cat's face. It doesn't end well for her.
3. Cat and Owner Play Peekaboo
A cat and his owner play Peekaboo in this video. Could anything be cuter?
6. Kittens vs. Kids
A fight montage of kittens taking on little kids ... while adults stand around filming it.
7. Cat Loves Ice Cream!
This cat loves licking this ice cream cone. Watch him enjoy it for 90 solid seconds now.
8. Cats Steal Beds, Dogs Get Pissed
Cats sometime steal beds from their fellow pets. And when this happens, dogs get angry and confused.
9. Shark Cat Rides Roomba
A cat dressed like a shark rides around on a Roomba in this video. There's not much else to say about it.
10. Mean Cats - Mean Girls Parody!
This awesome parody of Mean Girls is reenacted by cats. MEAN Cats!
11. Cats Who Hate Christmas
A mashup of grinch cats who hate the holidays ... or at least cause a lot of holiday-themed trouble.
13. Cat Reacts to Balloon
HA! This video cracks us up. Watch now as a cat reacts to his owner carrying a balloon.
14. Hot Guys, Cats Modeling
Shirtless men and the cats the emulate their hot model poses ... a photo essay.
15. Mother Cat With Kitten
Cat Mother and kitten bonding baby talk in a video that will make your heart melt.
16. Cat Plays with Dog's Tail
A cat plays with a dog's wagging tail in this video. It is the cutest thing you'll watch all week.
17. Cat and Dog Team Up: Let's Escape!
A cat and a dog team up in this hilarious video. They are intent on escaping! Watch now.
18. Cat Chases Fox Away
Most cats get chased by the local dog on a daily basis, but in Allendale, Michigan, itâs a fox that gets the run around from a cat.
19. Meet the Cat with the World's Longest Hair
Say hello to Colonel Meow. He has longer hair than any cat in the whole wide world.
20. Dogs and Cats Who Need a Nap
These pets really need to catch some zzz's. Check it out and try not to "awwww" too loudly.
21. Cats Puking To Techno
Cats. Puking. To techno music. Sometimes a video classic speaks for itself. BARFFFFFFF!
22. Two-Headed Cat Born in Oregon
A kitten with two heads is alive and well in Oregon. Really! See for yourself here.
23. Cat Attacks Cardboard Cat
This real-life cat attacks a series of cardboard cats on this hilarious viral video. Watch now!
24. Nyan Cat!
Nyan Cat is one of the more popular Internet memes of recent years. We have no idea why.
31. Cat Refuses Affection
This cat's owner loves it so much. But the cat is just not having any overtures of affection.
32. Univision Weather Cat
A cat randomly wanders across the weather report Live on Univision ... pretty awesome.
34. Cat Tries, Fails to Drink Water
This cat is not your most efficient water drinker, but he gets the job done enough.
35. Cat Playing Shell Game
This cat is pretty darn good at the shell game. Two out of three? Better than most humans!
36. Pet the Cat. Now.
This Scottish Fold cat makes it clear what its owners role is. Pet the cat. Now.
38. Cats as Alarm Clocks
Cats make the best alarm clocks, don't you think? Okay, you might not think this when they actually wake you up.
39. Cat Attempts to Play Ping Pong
Someone has to teach this cat how to play ping pong. The little guy clearly has no idea what the rules are.