Jon Gosselin has given the world a reason to celebrate:
He can't have any more children!
Appearing today on The Wendy Williams Show, the former reality star said he and girlfriend Liz Jannetta (yes, someone is dating Jon Gosselin!) won't be conceiving any time soon.
"We can't have more kids. I'm fixed," said Jon, who already has eight children with ex-wife Kate Gosselin.
But he did admit on the talk show that the two are still in contact.
"We just text, we don't talk to each other," he said. "I only know what she says about me by the media."
Jon has been critical of Kate keeping their kids in the spotlight and he does fear her trying another reality series based around the family. But if she does?
"I'll fight it," he said. "I don't need the money, I'll just go to work. Because I fought so hard to get my kids off of television. It didn't work in civil court, it didn't work with TLC, it didn't work with anyone so I had to go to family court and try and stop it.
"My kids go to private school. They also have trusts. They have education trusts. They have other trusts. Kate and I put 80 percent of the gross of the income in a trust for three years for them. They're fine."
Jon has been consistent about keeping the children out of the public eye since the TLC's Jon & Kate Plus 8 ended in 2011.
The pair share twin daughters Cara and Madelyn, 13, and sextuplets Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah, and Joel, 9.
Let's hope none of them ends up in rehab at any point.