No disrespect to Richard Sherman, but if a shirtless David Beckham modeling underwear can't get you to watch the Super Bowl next Sunday, nothing can.
Especially since H&M, which will air a Beckham-themed Super Bowl ad, promises "a high-octane ride with tantalizing views of Beckham in never-before-seen positions."
Never-before-seen positions, THGers. You may drool on cue ...
1. David Beckham Underwear Photograph
David Beckham is shirtless and in underwear for H&M as part of his new ad campaign. Wow.
2. David Beckham: No Pants!
David Beckham is wearing a shirt for once, but not pants, in this underwear ad for H&M. We will take it.
3. David Beckham H&M Photo
David Beckham is seen here modeling H&M gear. With smoldering perfection.
4. Beckham Underwear Photo
David Beckham is wearing a shirt for once, but not pants, in this underwear ad for H&M. Weird. Hot, but a little weird.
5. David Beckham H&M Underwear Photo
David Beckham is shirtless for H&M as part of his new ad campaign. And wearing some tight underwear too, it appears.
6. David Beckham Shirtless For H&M
David Beckham is shirtless for H&M as part of his new ad campaign. Well done, H&M.
7. HOT David Beckham Underwear Photo
Hottest David Beckham underwear photo ever. Which is saying something in that there are plenty of underwear pics of David Beckham.
8. David Beckham Underwear Photos
Look at David Beckham in his underwear. No, LOOK and just enjoy. There you go. Easy wasn't it?
9. David Beckham Shirtless Photo
A photo of the shirtless David Beckham in Elle magazine UK. Looking studly as ever, it goes without even saying.
10. David Beckham H&M Ad
David Beckham poses here in his underwear. You may not care why, ladies, but it's for a H&M ad campaign.
12. Victoria and David Beckham Underwear Pic
David and Victoria Beckham strip down to their underwear for Armani. Again. Hey, it's hot, they can't ever do it enough times for us.
13. David and Victoria Beckham Underwear Ad
The latest David and Victoria Beckham underwear ad for the Armani campaign they have been doing for what seems like years. Hot stuff, though, so why stop!
14. David Beckham Armani Underwear Ad
David Beckham takes it all off for Armani. Okay, almost all off. Still, look at this hotness. Wow. Just wow.
16. Tattooed and Topless
Thank you, Armani! The company has given females around the world this shot of David Beckham, thanks to a new ad campaign.
17. Beckham for Armani
David Beckham is topless yet again. Stare at this photo, courtesy of an ad for Armani, for as long as you'd like to, ladies.
18. David Beckham, Underwear
Uber hottie David Beckham poses here... in his underwear! It's a dreamy shot as part of Beckham's campaign for Armani.
19. Nearly Naked David Beckham
David Beckham makes the ladies swoon in this Armani advertisement. The soccer star is the company's latest, HOT model.
20. David Beckham... in Underwear!
What else can even be said about this David Beckham photo? The man is posing for Emporio Armani Underwear - and doing a tremendous job of it.
Yes. Becks, who models shirtless for various underwear advertisements more often than Americans watch soccer in a given year, is back at it again.
That's not a knock on the beautiful game, but let's be honest:
Which would you rather stare at: David Beckham pretty much nude, or an L.A. Galaxy snooze-fest? That's right. You'd choose the chiseled abs. Own it.
As for those positions, there are actually two ads, says H&M, which is still deciding which 30-second spot the fans will see on Super Bowl Sunday.
Whichever cut is chosen, when it comes to wearing no pants and getting paid millions, few celebrities are better equipped for the job than David.
As you can see above, the 38-year-old is seen posing in a variety of products for the brand, showing he has maintained his toned physique post-soccer.
Where will his Super Bowl ad rank among the best of all time? That remains to be seen, but you can browse through a bunch of memorable spots below:
1. Bar Rafaeli Super Bowl Commercial
Bar Rafaeli makes out with a nerd in an awesome Super Bowl commercial.
2. God Made a Farmer Super Bowl Commercial
Dodge made many headlines with this Super Bowl commercial. What did you make of it?
3. Volkswagen Super Bowl Ad: Controversial?
Was this Volkswagen Super Bowl Ad racist? Some believe so because a white man is using a Jamaican accent.
7. GoDaddy Super Bowl Ad 2013 - Danica Patrick!
Fly the Danica Skies. GoDaddy would love you to anyway.
8. Doritos Super Bowl Ad 2013 - Fetch
Another of Doritos' host of Super Bowl ads for the 2013 big game.
9. Mercedes Super Bowl Ad 2013 (Ft. Kate Upton, Willem Dafoe, Usher)
Mercedes' 2013 Super Bowl ad featuring Kate Upton, Willem Dafoe and Usher.
10. Chrysler Super Bowl Commercial
Clint Eastwood lends his voice to this Chrysler Super Bowl commercial. Watch it now and say it altogether: Go Detroit!
11. Pepsi Super Bowl Commercial (Ft. Melanie Amaro and Elton John)
Melanie Amaro and Elton John team up in this Super Bowl commercial. In it, The X Factor champion is just looking for a little respect, and a Pepsi.
12. Hyundai Super Bowl Ad - Cheetah
Trust us, it's fast. Hyundai's new car is comparable to a cheetah, you might even say, after watching this Super Bowl commercial.
13. Hulu Plus Super Bowl Ad (Ft. Will Arnett)
Sneak peek of the latest, slam-dunk, brain-rotting, alien-nourishing innovation from Hulu. With an assist from Will Arnett
14. Volkswagen Super Bowl Ad - The Dog Strikes Back (Ft. Darth Vader)
In this 2012 Super Bowl commercial, the sporty, all-new 2012 Volkswagen Beetle inspires Bolt the dog to get in shape. Darth Vader also makes a cameo.
15. CareerBuilder Super Bowl Ad - Business Trip
Business travel becoming a burden? CareerBuilder's got the solution in this Super Bowl ad.
16. Coke Super Bowl Commercial - Polar Bears Play Catch!
The Coca-Cola Polar Bears frolic around in this cute Super Bowl ad. Aww!