The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills showed us the one real shooting "Star of the Family" and lots of dog poop and we break it all down in THG's +/- review.
Let's start with the star ...
Yolanda Foster's husband David earned himself a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Plus 50. That's a huge deal.
The star is right next to Buddy Holly's and if that's not cool enough David is in the middle of producing an album with Stevie Wonder.
But not everyone can be a star.
At least Brandi Glanville readily admits that. But did we have to watch her run around her house cleaning up after her not-quite-housebroken dogs. Minus 18. Eww.
And she wasn't the only one. Kyle Richards had an entire poop chart for her pets. Well, it was actually so that her kids would clean up the yard. Plus 15 for having her kids do chores…well that is if they actually did them.
It was all about kids and pets tonight and I had no idea that Kyle had her first child at age 19! Considering how young she was she really does have an amazing family. Plus 22.
But if Kyle wants everyone to stop talking about the possibility of Mauricio cheating maybe she should stop talking about it herself.
And one last word of advice…that ridiculous necklace. Perhaps she shouldn't wear it around the pool. If she falls in she might drown.
Kyle's bonding with the newest housewife who continues to annoy me. Joyce. You know you're in trouble when you're the one housewife who seems even more fake than the rest in Beverly Hills. Minus 43.
And what was up with those facial masks. Did they borrow them from the set of American Horror Story?
Lisa Vanderpump has her own issues. Much to Lisa's horror, her daughter Pandora and her new husband Jason are considering moving to New York.
Here's my question…if Jason's specialty is wine and spirits then why does he have to go to NYC? Can't they just move north to Napa or Sonoma where California wine is made?
And Kim Richards actually made me cry as she watched her daughter graduate from high school. Plus 25 to Kim and Kyle for encouraging their girls to further their education and head off to college. They both missed out and they want to see their girls have the opportunity.
Kim earned another plus 10 for successfully parallel parking her Bentley. Woohoo!
We saw very little of Carlton this week. Her poor kitty Midnight fell 18 feet off the balcony. She might have used one of her nine lives on that one. But Carlton's helping her gain one back with a little acupuncture therapy.
But the most interesting story line involving Carlton was a something we never got to see on screen. According to Brandi, the two of them made out in a hot tub!
How did the cameras miss that?!? Minus 33.
Perhaps we'll get a reenactment next week.
EPISODE TOTAL: +28! SEASON TOTAL: +255!